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[hacker voice] im in they/them, kpop, rpf, old & shy

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Michael Sembello - Automatic Man (original music video)
YouTube video by Afternoon In Utopia Michael Sembello - Automatic Man (original music video)

youtu.be/Uu_kBTbbulQ

19.08.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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minho β€œ(is that) commedes and garcons?”
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
#KEY
#commedes&garcons

18.08.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
A cartoony drawing of Kyungsoo, standing like a bristling cat, feigning anger. He’s wearing a t-shirt that says β€œT-SHIRT”, and torn-up jeans, holding a mic in his right hand.

A cartoony drawing of Kyungsoo, standing like a bristling cat, feigning anger. He’s wearing a t-shirt that says β€œT-SHIRT”, and torn-up jeans, holding a mic in his right hand.

HAPPY MONDAY CITIZENS OF EARTH! I WISH SAFE TRAVELS THROUGH THE UPCOMING WEEK TO YOU; MAKE SURE TO AVOID THE POTHOLES THAT COME AROUND WEDNESDAY, AND THE BOTTLENECKS ON THURSDAY. APART FROM THAT, THE ROAD SHOULD BE CLEAR! DON’T DRIVE TOO FAST, AND MIND THE WILDLIFE!

18.08.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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17.08.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 12
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4 years ago yesterday, TEN & YANGYANG released 'Low Low'

#TEN #YANGYANG

17.08.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 5
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likely thing to happen to him

17.08.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
a simple doodle of an opened tin can with two fish (with cat faces) inside

a simple doodle of an opened tin can with two fish (with cat faces) inside

catfish

16.08.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1165    πŸ” 232    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1
a b&w photo of sc with yellow barbed wire over his chest. 

i swear i softened by kinsey (infrequency)

"It should be mid-back," Jeonghan says quietly. He presses his lips to Seungcheol's shoulder. Seungcheol's fingers hook into the hairnet, and peels it free. The wig itself is nothing special, but a lump in Seungcheol's throat rises. He has to count back from 30 before he's able to swallow it back down.

a b&w photo of sc with yellow barbed wire over his chest. i swear i softened by kinsey (infrequency) "It should be mid-back," Jeonghan says quietly. He presses his lips to Seungcheol's shoulder. Seungcheol's fingers hook into the hairnet, and peels it free. The wig itself is nothing special, but a lump in Seungcheol's throat rises. He has to count back from 30 before he's able to swallow it back down.

i swear i softened
jeongcheol; csc-centric
hair, gender euphoria
ao3.org/works/68550096

17.08.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Printed text reading "a reliable wife"

Printed text reading "a reliable wife"

16.08.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
My hand holding a coffee cup that says β€œthe knot that bonds”

My hand holding a coffee cup that says β€œthe knot that bonds”

good omega morning!

16.08.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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The next unit of SHELVED BY GENRE is here: from now through when 2025 restarts at the end of the year, we're taking a long but not exhaustive look at "Alan Moore qua Alan Moore"β€”some early and later work, some major and some more marginal, all geared toward contemplating This Guy and His Deal.

16.08.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 6

i hate when people get all picky about who lies to them when in the context of a fictional conspiracy/revolution. like YEAH he didn't tell you your whole life was a lie while you were still "deconstructing" in the seat of imperial power. it's called infosec, look it up

16.08.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just make it exist first. You can make it worse with each new pass while getting increasingly frustrated later.

15.08.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4842    πŸ” 1594    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 54

unfortunately for me, the new kid does seem to have The Juice. still side-eyeing the color-sorting & psychic-bonded-sex [currently only implied] but this is the latest i've stayed up reading in some time & ultimately you do have to hand it to them

16.08.2025 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

everyone who does computer hates doing computer

the point of being a wizard is to *not* do magic

if you have to do magic you fucked up

15.08.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

charli xcx ft yves #manifesting

15.08.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

left the theatre after 'weapons' jumping around happy! that's why we make movies!! that's why we go to theatres!!! to experience outrageous shit in crowds!!!!

15.08.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

at that age where i can't look up how old athletes are or I'll get my feelings hurt

14.08.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.

It was a global problem

Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark. It was a global problem

11.08.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3107    πŸ” 1114    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 33

when im feeling down i like to imagine Gomez Addams and Herman Munster being on a bowling team together

14.08.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Schlocktober: A Fake Event Where Anything Goes
- a very serious kinktober prompt list
- www.tumblr.com/patheticfang...

13.08.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 13
Heresy Kinkotber Prompts:

Altar sex
Hierophilia
Kneeling
Priest kink
Masochism
Catholic Guilt
Improper use of a rosary
Sex in the confessional
Corruption of the flesh
Wax play
Crucifixion
Inappropriate use of a cross
The inherent cannibalism of Catholicism
Reverse prayer
Original sin
To take communion
Heresy kink
Consumed by the devil
Religious flagellation
Nun kink
Washing feet
Religious penance
Touch deprivation
Submission to God
Prayers during sex
Pre-dieu shibari
Extasis of a saint
Unholy matrimony
St. Andrew's Cross
Incense as an aphrodisiac
Absolution

Heresy Kinkotber Prompts: Altar sex Hierophilia Kneeling Priest kink Masochism Catholic Guilt Improper use of a rosary Sex in the confessional Corruption of the flesh Wax play Crucifixion Inappropriate use of a cross The inherent cannibalism of Catholicism Reverse prayer Original sin To take communion Heresy kink Consumed by the devil Religious flagellation Nun kink Washing feet Religious penance Touch deprivation Submission to God Prayers during sex Pre-dieu shibari Extasis of a saint Unholy matrimony St. Andrew's Cross Incense as an aphrodisiac Absolution

come write kink in a god honoring way this october with the #heresykinktober2025 prompts. we're sure you will come with amazing things

#kinktober #kinktober2025

13.08.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 288    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 38

A surprisingly big part of being a Good Online Citizen is learning which of your inner thoughts you should not post on Al Gore's Internet. This also includes unsolicited advice.

14.08.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 229    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Stick figure staring at a computer screen, deeply perturbed

Stick figure staring at a computer screen, deeply perturbed

"yeah I could be gentle / but that ain't what you like"

13.08.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you can make as self indulgent a yuri/GL story as you please. the world is your oyster

13.08.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 328    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3
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Taylor Swift Turned Me Straight | Defector I finally get Midnights. I don’t just mean, β€œOh, I thought this album was whatever when I first heard it, and now I really love it,” though I do mean that a little bit. I mean I get it get it. Like, I...

gift link! defector.com/taylor-swift...

12.08.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

As someone on a county library board: we track checkouts, we track event attendance, hell we track door counts. Just visit your local library and show them some love

13.08.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 341    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4
Printed text reading "my problematic wife"

Printed text reading "my problematic wife"

13.08.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1115    πŸ” 398    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 36
JAWS!
YouTube video by Plegodego JAWS!

youtu.be/52X2m6HcsWI

13.08.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
me & the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the sword & the stone, and using a toyota and some chains to pull it from the stone resulted in the Toyota becoming the new king of england

me & the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the sword & the stone, and using a toyota and some chains to pull it from the stone resulted in the Toyota becoming the new king of england

12.08.2025 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6550    πŸ” 1968    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 49

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