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[hacker voice] im in they/them, kpop, rpf, old & shy
minho β(is that) commedes and garcons?β
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#KEY
#commedes&garcons
A cartoony drawing of Kyungsoo, standing like a bristling cat, feigning anger. Heβs wearing a t-shirt that says βT-SHIRTβ, and torn-up jeans, holding a mic in his right hand.
HAPPY MONDAY CITIZENS OF EARTH! I WISH SAFE TRAVELS THROUGH THE UPCOMING WEEK TO YOU; MAKE SURE TO AVOID THE POTHOLES THAT COME AROUND WEDNESDAY, AND THE BOTTLENECKS ON THURSDAY. APART FROM THAT, THE ROAD SHOULD BE CLEAR! DONβT DRIVE TOO FAST, AND MIND THE WILDLIFE!
18.08.2025 15:40 β π 23 π 9 π¬ 0 π 04 years ago yesterday, TEN & YANGYANG released 'Low Low'
#TEN #YANGYANG
likely thing to happen to him
17.08.2025 16:04 β π 72 π 17 π¬ 2 π 0a simple doodle of an opened tin can with two fish (with cat faces) inside
catfish
16.08.2025 17:33 β π 1165 π 232 π¬ 11 π 1a b&w photo of sc with yellow barbed wire over his chest. i swear i softened by kinsey (infrequency) "It should be mid-back," Jeonghan says quietly. He presses his lips to Seungcheol's shoulder. Seungcheol's fingers hook into the hairnet, and peels it free. The wig itself is nothing special, but a lump in Seungcheol's throat rises. He has to count back from 30 before he's able to swallow it back down.
i swear i softened
jeongcheol; csc-centric
hair, gender euphoria
ao3.org/works/68550096
Printed text reading "a reliable wife"
16.08.2025 22:26 β π 86 π 21 π¬ 1 π 0My hand holding a coffee cup that says βthe knot that bondsβ
good omega morning!
16.08.2025 15:49 β π 42 π 5 π¬ 4 π 1The next unit of SHELVED BY GENRE is here: from now through when 2025 restarts at the end of the year, we're taking a long but not exhaustive look at "Alan Moore qua Alan Moore"βsome early and later work, some major and some more marginal, all geared toward contemplating This Guy and His Deal.
16.08.2025 16:08 β π 112 π 11 π¬ 14 π 6i hate when people get all picky about who lies to them when in the context of a fictional conspiracy/revolution. like YEAH he didn't tell you your whole life was a lie while you were still "deconstructing" in the seat of imperial power. it's called infosec, look it up
16.08.2025 16:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just make it exist first. You can make it worse with each new pass while getting increasingly frustrated later.
15.08.2025 18:53 β π 4842 π 1594 π¬ 15 π 54unfortunately for me, the new kid does seem to have The Juice. still side-eyeing the color-sorting & psychic-bonded-sex [currently only implied] but this is the latest i've stayed up reading in some time & ultimately you do have to hand it to them
16.08.2025 05:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0everyone who does computer hates doing computer
the point of being a wizard is to *not* do magic
if you have to do magic you fucked up
charli xcx ft yves #manifesting
15.08.2025 13:14 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0left the theatre after 'weapons' jumping around happy! that's why we make movies!! that's why we go to theatres!!! to experience outrageous shit in crowds!!!!
15.08.2025 02:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0at that age where i can't look up how old athletes are or I'll get my feelings hurt
14.08.2025 22:41 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark. It was a global problem
11.08.2025 17:06 β π 3107 π 1114 π¬ 16 π 33when im feeling down i like to imagine Gomez Addams and Herman Munster being on a bowling team together
14.08.2025 19:14 β π 28 π 6 π¬ 5 π 0Schlocktober: A Fake Event Where Anything Goes
- a very serious kinktober prompt list
- www.tumblr.com/patheticfang...
Heresy Kinkotber Prompts: Altar sex Hierophilia Kneeling Priest kink Masochism Catholic Guilt Improper use of a rosary Sex in the confessional Corruption of the flesh Wax play Crucifixion Inappropriate use of a cross The inherent cannibalism of Catholicism Reverse prayer Original sin To take communion Heresy kink Consumed by the devil Religious flagellation Nun kink Washing feet Religious penance Touch deprivation Submission to God Prayers during sex Pre-dieu shibari Extasis of a saint Unholy matrimony St. Andrew's Cross Incense as an aphrodisiac Absolution
come write kink in a god honoring way this october with the #heresykinktober2025 prompts. we're sure you will come with amazing things
#kinktober #kinktober2025
A surprisingly big part of being a Good Online Citizen is learning which of your inner thoughts you should not post on Al Gore's Internet. This also includes unsolicited advice.
14.08.2025 01:10 β π 229 π 38 π¬ 1 π 0Stick figure staring at a computer screen, deeply perturbed
"yeah I could be gentle / but that ain't what you like"
13.08.2025 21:46 β π 23 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0you can make as self indulgent a yuri/GL story as you please. the world is your oyster
13.08.2025 21:10 β π 328 π 103 π¬ 7 π 3gift link! defector.com/taylor-swift...
12.08.2025 16:35 β π 44 π 7 π¬ 1 π 3As someone on a county library board: we track checkouts, we track event attendance, hell we track door counts. Just visit your local library and show them some love
13.08.2025 03:21 β π 341 π 98 π¬ 5 π 4Printed text reading "my problematic wife"
13.08.2025 01:25 β π 1115 π 398 π¬ 6 π 36me & the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the sword & the stone, and using a toyota and some chains to pull it from the stone resulted in the Toyota becoming the new king of england
12.08.2025 09:34 β π 6550 π 1968 π¬ 1 π 49