Joseph Puglia

Step 1: secure DC against inevitable protests. Step 2: take over New York before the 2025 election. Step 3: take over every major city in a blue/purple state before the 2026 midterms.

Both can be true

Terrible federal overreach. Way to take the gloves off. You got em on the run now.

Can’t shake the feeling that they are fortifying the city because they are about to unleash something so egregious that it will cause millions and millions to march on DC.

It took him almost 80 years to realize that U.S. also spells “us” and he thinks reducing the price of something by 1500% makes perfect mathematical sense but he’s a stable genius.

Every black female politician is low IQ to him. Get some new material old man. I would love to see Rep Crockett challenge him to an IQ test live on tv in prime time. She could show up drunk and high and spot him 20 points and I would still bet on her.

With the benefit of hindsight I think it’s pretty clear that the party should have joined him

We have been playing sports in this country for generations and transgender people have existed since the dawn of humanity but all of a sudden it’s a problem now 🤷‍♂️

Reading is a bridge too far for that lazy fucking nitwit

A special thanks to every crybaby coward out there who is so afraid of needles that they convinced themselves that vaccines don’t work despite all of the scientific evidence and every shred of decency and common sense in the entire human race that says otherwise.

If I know one thing about violent gang members is that they always show up at the home goods store early in the morning looking to get work as a day laborer.

I’m happy he’s funding the cause but the party needs to campaign against billionaires, not for one.

Another campaign promise kept. Who doesn’t remember his famous slogan “I will end the war somewhere between days 201 and 301, if at all”

That’ll happen when you have a Russian asset as president

Honestly, team USA should boycott the Olympics

People are gonna die because a bunch of assholes convinced themselves that they know more about how vaccines work than doctors and scientists because they are afraid of needles

Planning an addition is my guess. Maybe a spa where he can hire teenagers to massage him and his richest friends.

If only they cared about real crimes being committed by republicans as much as they care about fake crimes being committed by democrats

I wonder how much money he has invested in funeral homes. He’s acting like he owns them all.

Cue the democrats-bussed-in-paid-activists-from-out-of-state defense

I’m shocked that her dog is not a German shepherd

Vote no on all of them. Why is this so hard?

The August report will show there was infinity trillion jobs created

You mean the same type of special counsel that they all swore was unconstitutional only a few months ago?

The dirty little secret is that Wrigley is a dirty little shit hole. Cubs fans don’t just flock to Milwaukee every time they play the Brewers because it’s close. They want to enjoy a game at a ballpark that’s not a hundred-year-old toilet.

If he wasn’t such a limp dicktator I would say I’m sure he gets hard over the idea of dropping a nuke. But it won’t be on Russia. It will be on brown people somewhere if at all. Let’s not forget that Putin is still trump’s daddy.

Can’t wait til November. Have to do it now or leave open the door for courts to say “Texas can do it but California can’t because it’s too close to the election now.”

FYI not voting is even more weak and pathetic than voting no. At least the pro-genocide crowd has conviction in their bigotry and hate. Pass it on to Gallego and Kelly.

Count me among the 16% who approve how he’s handling it. I couldn’t be happier about how bad he’s fucked this up. It’s an absolute disaster for him and I love it!

Is there an option C: run, win, resign the day after inauguration?