@ianmurphy.bsky.social
He/him/his. Cat butler. Shuffling with a bovine grace 🐄
A white long-haired cat sitting proudly in a litterbox that looks like a space shuttle.
Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.
07.12.2025 18:53 — 👍 1182 🔁 227 💬 51 📌 38Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
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A pink toilet in a red cubicle, painterly nice expressive textural painting
I tried a more elaborate post but deleted it. I’ll say, do you like my toilet, if so perhaps you’ll like my other things. www.chloecumming.com
07.12.2025 19:57 — 👍 58 🔁 13 💬 3 📌 0
This made me sad. His book ‘Learn to Sketch’ taught me so much as a teen that I still remember today.
www.edp24.co.uk/news/2566805...
An independent taskforce *just* did a huge review of ADHD in England, and the conclusion was that it's "under-recognised, under-diagnosed and under-treated."
www.england.nhs.uk/long-read/re...
Debut release on my label. First new music from David Balfe of #teardropexplodes in 40 years. Out on 6th of February. Preorder at musicsaves.co.uk/product/theh...
19.11.2025 10:02 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Re-reading Lord of the Rings at the moment, and I'd forgotten how relentlessly Gandalf drags Hobbits.
"Of course, The Enemy has overlooked one thing: dipshits such as yourself, Frodo. Buffoons with fat feet and shithole burrows. Yes, perhaps your painful loser energy may surprise Sauron yet!"
All come all ye faithful to my little shoppe 💘🎄🐦
hellohalloweeno.etsy.com
December does me in. Here is my art if you’d like some
06.12.2025 16:57 — 👍 13 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0
Poison is also not an illness but that doesn’t mean it’s not a problem
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Four men in parkas forcing a furious polar bear into a cage.
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
06.12.2025 12:38 — 👍 3291 🔁 901 💬 27 📌 16This year I’m doing something different - I’m only going to talk about this one appeal.
Please donate at the link here if you possibly can, or share this to beat the far right vigilante groups 👉 www.justgiving.com/campaign/tog...
Get on the brand spanking new @8bitnorthxstitch.bsky.social website and buy her AMAZING Christmas cards!
06.12.2025 10:54 — 👍 26 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0
A collage of colourful items including art prints, a cushion, phone case, mug, T-shirt, and a photo of Gail.
Hello!
It’s #SmallBusinessSaturday so if you don’t know me…
I’m Gail, a one woman business, based in #Manchester
I create bold & colourful prints, homewares and cards
gailmyerscough.co.uk
Anyway in related news, you can help by buying my work and sharing my posts
bsky.app/profile/chlo...
The Fifa Peace Prize, slightly less important than winning the meat raffle in a flat roofed murder pub
05.12.2025 17:33 — 👍 71 🔁 22 💬 3 📌 2
Collage of designs: framed prints, phone case, cushion, mug, slip mat, and t-shirt all featuring vintage inspired graphics.
Still looking for #Christmas gifts?
Have a look at my prints, homewares and t-shirts inspired by midcentury design, music and architecture
Designed in Manchester. Made in the UK.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
That's right, show him your hoop
05.12.2025 17:36 — 👍 291 🔁 72 💬 8 📌 8
A photo of some old fashioned weighing scales. There is a human heart in the tray. I had to change the position of the pointer to reflect the weight of a human heart. Caption, between musical notes, ‘But the very next day…’
Last Christmas I gave you my heart…
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Long, languid yellow rabbit with serene expression and curtain, soft pencil drawing
Monkey with curious anatomy, flowy but bold strange lines
Bastion Booger. A husky endearingly disgusting mid-nineties wrestler of the ‘terrible’ era
Ox Baker happy on the Price is Right, a large white man with a large black moustache who looks slightly like a genie but a nice genie
Just added all these drawings to my website, yellow rabbit, flow monkey, Bastion Booger and Ox Baker. First two in
Here: www.chloecumming.com/almost-drawi...
And the wrestler 🤼 ones here: www.chloecumming.com/wrestlerdraw...
Thank you for looking. Do look!
Just a reminder that these inky drawings are among the things available on my website now. www.chloecumming.com
05.12.2025 09:31 — 👍 12 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 1Here’s my top MySpace friends over on my website just now
www.chloecumming.com
Monkey lovers: I have now added all these drawings to my main gallery! here: www.chloecumming.com
Time is of the essence at this time of year. Thanks for looking. x
I'm also horrified that this is 20 years old 😳
04.12.2025 15:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One of the dafter Onion headlines that I've always loved
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Prima magazine January 2026 edition featuring my Blackpool print.
In the press.
My Blackpool print is featured in the Prima magazine Gift Guide
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/product-page...
An icon of gold depicting a mouse on a blackthortwig
It’s the time of year when I do my Christmas auction. This mouse icon is up for auction and it’s to raise money for Shelter Cymru & Doctors without borders. 100% of the money raised will go to these charities on a 50-50 basis.
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A nutcracker doll but it’s a dog
The first person to spend £25 or more in my shoppe today will receive their very own ✨nutdogger✨
hellohalloweeno.etsy.com
Ink drawing of an orangey red teapot in front of a wooden chair tucked in behind a table. Squiggly and translucent with brush, pen and rubber tool thingy marks
Orangey teapot trying to be alive
03.12.2025 15:10 — 👍 34 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0I invite you to do festive shopping in my emporium of daft things 🛒🐦
hellohalloweeno.etsy.com
