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England seemed to him to be nothing but horrors and misery now. The very shapes of the trees were like frozen screams.

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a young man wearing a scarf around his neck is smiling . ALT: a young man wearing a scarf around his neck is smiling .

Go on then.

03.02.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent. I thought of you immediately.

03.02.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

50p that Andrew Prince of Kiddy Fiddling gets some porridge. It will probably be 2036, but hey.

03.02.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Gabrielle
YouTube video by Ween - Topic Gabrielle

youtu.be/8hB2ojnVLYI?...

@p70.bsky.social

Don't know if you are a Ween fan, but I thought that you really needed to hear this. As pastiche songs go, this is amazing.

03.02.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Good shout!

03.02.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy belated birthday. Maybe stick to Slade or something this weekend (oh, even they have How Does It Feel?). OK, The Brotherhood of Man.

03.02.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Blimey, thank you.

03.02.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It will take a long time and many will escape justice by simply dying of old age, but when the US sorts its shit out, there will probably be a dedicated show trial channel.

03.02.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a lovely sight.

03.02.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Alexander Spence - Oar (Columbia 1969).

Alexander Spence - Oar (Columbia 1969).

#NowPlaying
#5debutalbums50s60s

I doubt that any of my top 5 are going to qualify as everytime I play a classic from the canon, I remember a less acclaimed album that gives me so much more joy. This 1969 beauty is like being inside somebody else's troubled mind for 45 minutes rather than my own.

03.02.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

They really are a horrible bunch of cunts, aren't they?

03.02.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Blimey. That's a canny find, like.

03.02.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🎢The people will survive🎢

03.02.2026 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll have Kate Bush on the telly and Vesta curry instead.

02.02.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A Forest

02.02.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh God, I love it.

02.02.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The news in 2026 is just like late 1970s Britain. Celebrity nonces, serial killers, potentially huge miscarriages of justice, Russia being a worry & the Labour Party being shite.

Where is our Joy Division? Where is our Tom Baker?
Where is our Olivia Newton-John?

I feel hard done by.

02.02.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a mono copy. It is ridiculously great.

02.02.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I bought a copy of this in Antwerp last February. I must have played it a hundred times since. A perfect blend of bossa nova, soul & psychedelic rock. A grade A record.

02.02.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Marius Borg HΓΈiby, the son of Norway's Crown Princess Mette-Marit. He's been arrested four times since August for crimes including rape.

Marius Borg HΓΈiby, the son of Norway's Crown Princess Mette-Marit. He's been arrested four times since August for crimes including rape.

Marc Warren as 'The Gentleman' in the BBC adaptation of Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell. A deeply unpleasant character who stole the soul of Lady Poll.

Marc Warren as 'The Gentleman' in the BBC adaptation of Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell. A deeply unpleasant character who stole the soul of Lady Poll.

This creepy member of the Norwegian Royal family who's in the news looks just like Marc Warren's incredibly sinister 'The Gentleman' in the TV version of Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell.

02.02.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't imagine going back to the 'vaguely chronological' system I used to have. Pretend to have flu and spend four days getting it sorted. You'll feel better for it.

01.02.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It seemed like a good idea but I can't remember why.

01.02.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I spent hours today refiling all of my folk & jazz LPs back into the main A-Z collection. All of my foreign language LPs now live in a cabinet of their own.

I am now wondering what the point of this exercise was exactly.

It seems like a total waste of a day and my back hurts.

01.02.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 261    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 2

He was also a police officer.

01.02.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is who runs this account.

01.02.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

My pleasure.

01.02.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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MICHELE HOWARTH

Apparently it’s #ReadIndies month, when you’re all meant to go out & buy books from indie publishers. How about you go one better & buy books from indie authors? It’s only the literary world that sneers at creatives doing it themselves so buck the trend & buy my fucking bookβ„’ www.michelehowarth.com

01.02.2026 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I went to a couple of Dr Who conventions at Longleat in the early 80s. Met the Doctor, the Master, Davros and many others.

31.01.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which book?

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