hazelisBlueposting🐈‍⬛

Where she go

Dinner is served

you’re in her DMs. I’m in her DMs. We are in a group chat

me watching pluribus: oh this is a clear allegory for individualism vs collectivism
Everyone else, apparently: omg its like if ChatGPT was everybody

not a fan

I'm kind of baffled how the "moderates" have apparently all decided to turn against climate policy at once, just as China reaches green electrostate liftoff mode. I thought these people were all about National Greatness and making Hard Choices

the real psy-op is that they don’t sell leafy greens in “just gonna put this on some sandwiches” quantities

RT

sometimes I hear about these complex BDSM scenes and realize it’s not even about getting off, these kinksters just yearn for improv

baja blast would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

You’re in her DMs I’m at her house putting her cat in air jail

Yessssssss

YouTube video by Hazel Thayer AGI is the only thing keeping the AI bubble from popping

oh also i made a video www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUQj...

i know the internet is going downhill because "brainrot" is the new "shitpost," except we all know the shitpost was made with a rudimentary understanding of photoshop by some 20 year old in his parents' basement, whereas the "brainrot" is created by unscrupulous grifters and AI

recession indicator is people calling it "brainrot" instead of the time-honored "shitpost"

I pay her in worms

Me the second weed got legalized for some reason

This is the quality content you can expect from my YouTube channel

smokin on everything but rap and country

at the function smoking that legal government weed, getting scared and going nonverbal

smoking on absolutely nothing because ever since it got legalized it's too strong now

i'm with your girl smokin that shit from both ends lady-and-the-tramp style

David graeb’er? Hed probably rather expropriate, democratize, and redistribute ‘er

However, I think we should also call the free insulin Jagmeet, just to confuse everyone

i think in canada we should all start calling our (free) birth control Jagmeet. "are u on the jagmeet?" "i gotta go to the pharmacy to pick up some jagmeet" "you know my girl carry jagmeet."

smokin right at hte top of the slippery slope
getting zooted off on the myth of the tragedy of the commons
absolutely faded off sunk cost fallacy

instead of annoying the group chat with my one-liners they're getting posted here now

Smokin on the shit that makes you socially liberal but fiscally conservative

buying $0.05 in scammy carbon offsets so i can smoke on that shit guilt free

Smokin on mid while I drive my pickup truck full speed down the bike lane
Smokin on microplastics
Smokin on PFAS
Rollin up the mysterious flakes coming off my teflon pan and smoking that shit