Buffy LeBuffs

Harry H. Corbett, Fenella Fielding "CARRY ON SCREAMING" (1966) dir. Gerald Thomas

🎬 Anglo-Amalgamated
🎥 Peter Rogers Productions
🎞 Warner-Pathé Distributors
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Is normal, no?

Where are the gays and why are they not dragging Grace to the side and wiping that lipstick off?

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Yeah JR, Steven's a 10 out of 10. A 10 out of 10 plonker.

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Exactly right! 🤣

Abigail I'm begging you keep your legs crossed, I don't watch this programme to see lady parts even if you have gone to the bother of colour coordinating your knickers with your outfit.

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Sigh. One of these weeks I'll remember it's 8 on Wednesdays.

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I've wondered this for years about footballers, many of whom have the same greasy rat features he does, but lots of people seem to drool over. I just don't get it. 🤷🏼‍♂️

As you should be! 😂

It's like the Bee Gees said, you can tell by the way I use my walk... 😂

Never before in the history of MAFS has anyone failed so utterly in their attempt to con their way through to final vows that EVERYONE has seen through it and called them out to their face. 🤣🤣🤣

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Oh Paul, that was class! Just let them walk themselves quietly into the trap and slowly slip the knife in. "Divani, you're the biggest moron here, and Leo is only 20ft away. Julia Ruth, you're a lying fame whore and we all know it."

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It's implied 😂

Leo definitely wasn't given that to read by someone and definitely didn't rehearse that in a mirror all day.

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Ashley shouldn't be blaming Joe, he put himself in the hot spot. He should have just stuck to his guns and kept his mouth shut.

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So weird hearing this as a gay man. Amongst my people "what do you like in bed?" comes straight after "hello" and often quite a long time before "what's your name?"

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And by Ian of course I meant John. Sorry, I don't care about these two enough to actually know their names.

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Why do either of them care if someone else fancies him? If you're in a secure relationship then the appropriate response from her and him is "good, you should cos he's hot" and "yeah I'm hot and I'm hers" respectively. Obviously Steven isn't hot but like, in theory.

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Ashley's using humour because if he didn't make light of the situation he'd just spend his time crying in a corner.

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Shagging morning, noon and night isn't a deeper relationship Leisha 🙄

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I do love Ashley's "what the fuck are you on about?" face.

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As predicted, there's less than 10 minutes to go including ads and basically nothing has happened. This whole show is 1/3 ads, 1/3 recaps and 1/3 teasing interesting stuff that never materialises. #MAFSUK

It's so obvious at this point that both JR and Divani are only there to be on telly. I wouldn't even be surprised if the whole secret sex/opposite reports about the relationship was planned between them.

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Praying to the TV gods 😁

I dunno, I reckon in the real world I could draw it out for a week or so. You know, if I could go away and talk to sentient beings for most of my day and just have him for cuddles on the sofa and bedtime fun 😂

Thank fuck, we might actually get some real drama tomorrow. Obviously we won't because we've just seen all the drama there was edited into a teaser and the whole rest of the episode will just be boring build-up. But maybe...

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Yes Nelly, that's how it works - they build you up before they knock you down again.

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He's just told you Grace, either take it as a joke or tell him if you can't - don't act like you're talking it as a joke and then hours later use it as a weapon to attack him.

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April didn't get a husband, she got a big fuckable pet.

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