Sean Selman

Feeling autumnal. Great weekend. Everyone have a blessed fall.

Hey are Defense officials still live tweeting our national security plans on SnapChat or where are we on that? Sorry, I meant “war officials.”

Well. I’m back.

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What keeps you awake at night?

Coulda been current vibe but nah

Sorry. i’m back now. the bullshit meter tripped and i had to go away.

*boop boop*

“We are currently clean on OPSEC”

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

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I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.

‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff

‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff

Found some old vinyl for you while chilling out in Ball Ground, GA @thespaceshipper.com … 🚀

Let’s go-o-o-o! 🇺🇸🍑🗳️

It’s Friday! Steve’s productivity is at an all time high.

I have no notes.

This is riveting. My favorite part is an exasperated Sean Duffy — former MTV ‘Real World’ star, now U.S. Secretary of Goddam Transportation — asking Musk about DoGE interference as planes are falling out of the sky.

Spring forward! #FoodSky

Saturday night is off the chain tonight. #DogSky Kinda perfect.

Who doesn’t organize their books?!? That’s just crazy talk.

Anyway, here’s a picture of me on a tractor, getting ready for my doomsday preper stage. 🚜🔥☣️

I have no notes. ⭐️

Pretty stoked about this delicious Peruvian Chicken with Cilantro Sauce I made tonight. Arugula salad and steamed broc to go with. #FoodSky 🐓🇵🇪🥗

Under the heading “Peak Operational Efficiency,” a person sits at a computer with speech bubbles that say variations of “You’re Fired!” and “Back to Work!,” in addition to directives and retractions regarding sending the manager a list of five accomplishments.

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Sarah Kempa. #NewYorkerCartoons
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Buttooooons

Buttons in Andor (Season 2, April 22)

Republicans urged not to face their constituents in town halls - Atlanta Journal-Constitution Republicans urged not to face their constituents in town halls - Atlanta Journal-Constitution

Buwahahaha - ‘just stop having town halls’ guidance is the latest update.

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Cleaned out two years of briars and cow grass from this creek meadow over the weekend and it was glorious.

Right on the nose.

YouTube video by Firefly Aerospace Moon Landing - Firefly Blue Ghost Makes History

Watch Firefly land on the Moon! After identifying surface hazards and selecting a safe landing site, #BlueGhost landed directly over the target in Mare Crisium. A historic moment on March 2 we'll never forget. We have Moon dust on our boots! #BGM1

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