Childish Sadbino

SWALWELL: Did you ever tell the AG that Trump's name is in the Epstein files

PATEL: The AG and I have had numerous discussions about the entirety of the Epstein files

S: Did you tell AG that Trump's name is in the files?

P: *crashes out*

S: We'll take your evasiveness as consciousness of guilt

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Grok got suspended lol

A Canadian company, GardaWorld, is staffing Trump's "Alligator Alcatraz" -- and Carney's government awarded it MILLIONS in contracts.

They also told me they won't rule out working with the company in the future.

Here's what I dug up in my first-ever column for @thetyee.ca:

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This could be us

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My campaign puts real people first, not backroom party strategists!

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A criminal living unlawfully in the United States? Isn’t this the type of person ICE wants to deport?

Peterson looks like he's just done something wrong in Willy Wonka's factory

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Couch Fucker

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🤢🤮

Just in case you didn’t see it. You’re welcome.

Time for an election. This government has got to go.

why is a virgin bachelor lecturing about families and abortion

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Orange cream!

PBS didn't "become woke". You grew up to be a bad person.

We go now live, to inside Mark Carney's head...

Political cartoon of a well-dressed man labelled “Ontario” throwing out a garbage bag labeled “Pierre Poilievre” into a bin and the next slide of a poorly-dressed hillbilly labeled “Alberta” being ecstatic about finding that same garbage bag in the trash bin.

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Her 😵’ing was the only good thing about J6 🙄

We asked Danielle Smith many times today to denounce separatism. She won't.

Indigenous leaders are calling her out.

Countless Albertans are calling her out.

It's time the premier listened to all of you, and not a tiny fringe group of fanatics.

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Umm then keep the dipshits that want to be part of America then 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Deport the traitors 👋🏽

Very glad I’m awake to see this. So long, Milhouse. 🫡

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Congratulations Canada!
You don't need to apologize for this result!