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Found myself engaged in cannabis influenced thought while eating Wegman's buffalo cheese curds over the sink and then it dawned on me, that I'm a 44 year old adult.

Jesus fucking Christ.

"Used" by Ethan Klein sounds like the worst fucking cologne on the face of the planet.

Coinbaes

‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch Kohler, the makers of a smart toilet camera, can access customers' data stored on its servers, and can use customers’ bowl pictures to train AI.

NEW: Your "end-to-end encrypted" poop pictures taken by this $599 (+ subscription) smart toilet camera are actually not end-to-end encrypted.

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Yo, being a part-time Giants fan is fucking exhausting. How y'all do this shit full time??

Fuck all the glamour and glitz
I plan to get rich
I'm from New York
And never was a fan of the Knicks

- Big L

Grav glass medium bong pipe.

"Loud pipes save lives."

Will. I. Am. Floyd Parkway.

"Hey! Where did you get those clothes? At the... Toilet. Store?"

Why can't the Ravens have nice things?

Jameis Winston strikes again.

In Venmo's 16 years of existence, this is the first time I've ever heard anyone pronounce it "Vemno".

Remember when Elon backed out of fighting Zuckerberg because of “back issues”? Or when he received a black eye from someone in the White House and blamed it on his toddler? Or when cherished author Joyce Carol Oates evicerated him on his own platform so badly he tweaked Grok to say he reads a lot?

Idk if any of you guys live near a Wegman's, but their deli stocks a cheddar called Yancy's Steakhouse Onion Cheddar, and it has changed my fucking life.

Burgers ✅
Eggs ✅
Sandwiches ✅

It's like one of those guys that just automatically makes his linemates better. It's incredible.

Plastic Jesus in a beer.

Holy Hell, I found Jesus...

Steve O, Brie, & Jay at East End Tattoo in Patchogue, NY after Steve O zapped a tatt onto my bud Brie

Steve O's photo op at the end of Sunday night's Crash And Burn Tour show at the Patchogue Theater in Patchogue, NY.

Myself with the legend himself, Steve O.

Steve O showing his pup Moonpie some love om their post-show walk.

Steve O is so fucking rad. He tattooed a friend of mine, rocked a fucking sick show, and took the time to see fans afterward 🤘 coolest fucking dude!

And lookit Moonpie, that pooch is so adorbs!

Hahah sooo true!

Just involuntarily moaned while eating an orange creamscicle Greek yogurt over the sink, like some sort of a fucking buffoon.

Thank you Dr. Pepper, for showing me that I am indeed a little lad who loves berries and cream.

Thought exercise: Imagine having made it to your current age without ever hearing the sexual connotation of the phrase "ball sack", and being able to refer to a sack of balls without immediately laughing.

Is it new practice to refer to a couch as "boneless"? Did I miss something? 🤣

Where else but New York City would you find a goth mommy Con-Ed worker?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Fuck it, we ball!

"Cowpon"? That's new to me. I'm in the North East, and don't get out much.

Cashier: Ma'am, where'd you get this coupon?

Older woman: from the weekly circular

Cashier: oh, we don't fuck with that guy no more.

Omfg, remember that time Candice Owens said "they're trying to stage a coop!"

🤣😂😭😭😭

If we pronounce coup, "coo'. Why don't we pronounce coupon, "coo-on"? Though I suppose we're consistent with poupon 😂

And to those who this applies, where the fuck does the Q come from?

"Cupon", would make sense as "Q-pon", but the o changes the pronunciation. 'Coo-pon".

A sweaty ICE agent looking into the camera as a woman next to him gleefully flips him off with both hands.

Yesterday on Canal St. in Chinatown.

(Photo by the superb www.instagram.com/nigrotime?ig...)