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@mattisoffside.bsky.social

Formerly @matt_is_offside on twitter. Bad ice hockey player. DJ and house music lover. I get the show. #RaiseUp πŸ“SoCal

84 Followers  |  106 Following  |  495 Posts  |  Joined: 28.11.2024  |  2.1659

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Bluesky app keeps logging me out for some unknown reason and I can never remember my password. I'm sure it's one of the 2000 different ones that Google has saved for me, I can't imagine why it's not right there on the top of my head

20.11.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm working basically a third shift job now which makes it almost impossible for me to watch any hockey which means the Canes are probably winning the Cup this year

07.11.2025 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god, a robot army in Elon's likeness. That's too predictable

07.11.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a flashback to a memory of being a kid visiting the banking data center my dad's second wife worked at in the 1970's. Rows and rows of giant towering machines that received data either via punch cards or a workstation. All the tech in that building probably fits on a single iPhone now

04.11.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That Leafs energy rubbing off on everyone, sheesh

03.11.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching Corey Perry light it up for the LA Kings feels gross

26.10.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Greg Olsen does the best job as NFL tv game analyst by a mile. Not saying he's the most popular. Just saying he does by far the best job.

26.10.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Andersen has been really locked in since that Avs goal and the Canes forecheck has really picked up. Good things, good things

24.10.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stankdaddy! Wow this game

24.10.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ehlers finally gets the first goal monkey off his back. Love to see it finally

24.10.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jarvis you effin beauty. Wow

24.10.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The great thing about the new East Wing ballroom at the White House is that Trump will have more than enough space to hold all of the civilian attendees who showed up for his birthday military parade back in June

23.10.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think he just wants to come back so he can talk about Luka

21.10.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

$100 says they're not going to finish it either, if any of other Trump's past projects have been an indication of what's to come

21.10.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably not just the young people, if they want to expand on that study

21.10.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they don't hate America. they hate MAGA's America. and MAGA's America is within itself...a hate rally.

21.10.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Straight out of his always full diaper

19.10.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway, if you're reading this while celebrating someone's 40th anniversary at a high end steakhouse in Rancho Cucamonga tonight, I'm sorry that I went ahead and let that happen

18.10.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sitting at a light watching an employee horribly misspell the word "anniversary" on a restaurant marquee outside and I had an internal battle in my brain on whether or not I should pull over and intervene

18.10.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've never attempted to view a list curated in order to block it all at once, but that was both remarkably easy and amazing!

18.10.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think this is it. He's someone who's been largely in the center of the sports public eye long enough and yet, at best, he's exhibited a very vanilla personality. Don't really find him that interesting.

18.10.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alt NPS was a Hall of Famer on Twitter in those days! Lol

18.10.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I kind of miss the alt-government accounts that populated Twitter during the 45th presidency. Those were entertaining times.

18.10.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And, diaper shitter. Which innately does not make one a bad person, but should be added to this distinguished list of accomplishments.

18.10.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Investment penalty

17.10.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doing this and pardoning George Santos on the same day couldn't be a coincidence, or could it?

17.10.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Then 30 minutes it shall (should) be!

15.10.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting decision. I believe even Australia has slipped a little to the right in recent years, so it's funny that they would find her to be too much πŸ˜‚

15.10.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do get regular breaks throughout my workday, so if I've had a rough night of sleep or something, it's not unusual for me to take a 15-20 minute power nap. It sometimes makes a really big difference for the rest of my day at work.

15.10.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd be doing this at least six hours a day if I had this option

15.10.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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