Charlie McCabe

Ah yes - the things cishet men think we want. Lovely 😂

More than two - hello, Chrissy!

More importantly - someone else should be admining for you! It's your birthday!

There were two nesting on my house last year. Shouldn't be too hard to find them, right?

I also looked at that but decided it meant that Chris is actually 12 years old but will live to 257. (Or maybe it's a fraction? I dunno. But you can certainly tell which of us is the comedian 😂)

But it was always less "call the police" and more "Fucking hell! You're not my cat! What have you done with my boy!?"

Nope, never even considered it. I'd say they're about... 15 or so cm long and pretty fat

There are ones here that are MASSIVE and have stripes down their backs. They used to come in to eat the cat food. On more than one occasion when they were slugging round the cat bowl I'd see them out the corner of my eye and assume they were my cat. Quite a shock I realise I was talking to a slug.

Now then!

PSA for London people: Garry Starr will be at the Arts Theatre in November. Don't ask questions, get a ticket, no need to thank me.
(Nobody ever listens to me but bloody hell I'm gonna keep trying)

We have loads of persimmon orchards right near my house. TONS of the things.
Can't say I'm fond of them (it's like I do it on purpose! I live in wine and persimmon land and have no love for either - I promise I'm not deliberately contrarian 😂)

Oh bloody hell. Sorry mate

Oh how horrendous

😱 So exciting!

That's crazy! Such an impressive skill. Sounds absolutely perfect to me

Ooooh flamenco! I know what my vote is

There's that utterly awful Netflix one that Tim Key is in. It's terrible.

1. Rowlf
2. Rowlf
3. Ro...

*claps in agreement*

Yep, this is why we're all happy to listen to Watson for hours - nothing slow about it. If a cricket chirps too loud you've missed 3 sentences

Ugh 😑

Have you broken down again? In the MIDDLE of a highway?

Ah she deserved applause, that's brilliant! (As do you, for that matter)

🫂

👋

This is an excellent idea

That is being at least flirty. And I didn't mean me, I meant things men do that make me feel like I'm being flirted with. The other way 'round is a can of worms because I'm frequently accused of being flirtatious when I'm not and have never figured out why 🤔

I've been thinking about this all day because my initial thought was "Oh, there are LOADS" but I can't think of any...

Best not to think about it really 😂

In stark contrast to my mum who was once told by a gynae that she looked like Donald Sutherland. He was not looking at her face at the time.