AgentMaayan

Write really passionate letters to pen pals?

No wonder I love London so much, I am simply the best version of myself here. The type of person who remembers every moment is precious and makes the most of it, collecting a year's worth of anecdotes in a week. I only got here and I already miss it.

I'm only around for a few days unfortunately. Thank you for the offer though!

London friends: does anyone have a guitar I could borrow for an hour or two in the next few days?

It has that effect 💛

I don't know where you're staying, but if there's a Broad Nosh Bagels near you, their mango cream cheese changed my life

The goal isn't to make the woman in the ad seem smart, it's almost the opposite. The message is "this product will make you win without doing any extra work, anyone can use it to instantly become successful". This is by design.

I put three sugars in my tea, which might be a problem, now that you mention it

I've given up and just learned to enjoy extremely bitter tea, but I recognise that's not an ideal solution

I wonder why every man in my life thinks he's entitled to my undivided time and attention. Like, do I give off a vibe that says "anything you want from me is more important than whatever else I currently have going on", or-

There's a joke here somewhere about being barred from your own barred account.

שאלתי, אעביר לך בוואטסאפ כשהיא תחזור אליי

להעביר לה רשימה ולשאול מה היא מכירה ממנה? כי אם היא תתחיל לתאר את הפאנדומים שהיא אוהבת מהראש היא כנראה תגיד עשרים דברים שלא שמעתי עליהם בחיים, אפילו שהיא כן ראתה באפי

להעביר לאחותי הקטנה?

Easy:

The Band and I / Maisie Peters
Things That Stop You Dreaming / Passenger
Somewhere That's Green / Little Shop of Horrors
Golden Castle Town / Benjamin Scheuer
Foreign Girls / Bleachers

(in this exact order, too)

... I live alone and I have more mugs than this.

מצטערת לומר שכשהייתי בדיוק בסיטואציה הזו שלחו את החבילה שלי בחזרה לאנגליה ולא היה שום דבר שיכולתי לעשות בנושא. אפילו יהיה בסדר של גל״צ ניסו להתערב ולא הצליחו. הפסקתי לקוות שדואר באמת יגיע אליי בשנה האחרונה

I've been excited about that all week (and I'm not even sure I understand what "that" is at this point, but many exclamation points were texted)

Nothing compares to the feeling of your favourite artist announcing new music

Looking back a day later (and ahead, not knowing what the end result will be) I'm a bit better at taming my expectations, but I am still very glad that I tried, regardless of how it'll turn out.

Do it! Much better than wondering what could have been if you tried and never knowing how it would have turned out.

Shoot your shot*
* /not when nearby a mirror or any sharp objects/

Let this be your sign! Try for something good! You might get it and be happy!!!

Friendly reminder to always shoot your shot, because you think "nah that'll never happen" and then you try and it DOES happen and you have a good thing. It's possible that this is a well known fact, but I'm only just discovering it now, so.

And did you take it or shake it up?

I hate lollipops. Maddening gap between how good they look and how mediocre they taste. Feels good to finally say this.

"What's better than getting noticed?" is a horrible tagline. Most things, surely? Who wants to be perceived by random men on the internet?

Was my gasp not loud enough to reach you over there?

Yes, right, a 17-minute emotional rollercoaster that is clearly important for the plot, sure. But a Caterers mention, just thrown around like that? I hope that means what I think it means. 👀

"sorry, I just zoned out for a second, WHAT killed Napoleon?"