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Also easier for audiences. I vaguely remember walking from Maidenhead station to Norden Farm because I couldn't find a taxi. It was so dark I had to turn my flashlight on to see the road, and I'm pretty sure I trespassed at least once.

אבל מי זה יכול להיות!! בלתי אפשרי לדעת

(tomorrow is my birthday and I was supposed to be going on a trip to get birthday wishes and Christmas decorations in person, but I'm too sick to get out of bed, so it's extra important to send me nice things, please)

As a reminder: my favourite things to get on my birthday are 1) videos or voice notes of you saying happy birthday rather than just texts, and 2) pictures of Christmas decorations, even small ones.

Love you loads. Frying pan or not. 💛

Man, being sick SUCKS

(there's also a TM NYT recording ticket and many theatre tickets that'd otherwise go to waste)

It's the strongest pillar of my "Tash Hodgson for Taskmaster" campaign.

Can't wait to semi-interact 👀

I would just like to ask for some good, healing vibes please. It's been a tough week and I need a win (and I need that win to be an "antibiotics are working well and you'll make a full recovery in a few days" kind of win)

That's amazing! Well done Vix 👑

Welcome to my show, "what if my pillow is so dirty that anything that touches it becomes dirty, including clean sheets and also my hands after changing out those sheets". Catchy title, I think.

My OCD brain should win awards for the carefully crafted lies it tells me when I'm tired. Oscars, Emmys, Hugos... the writing is so believable and should honestly be rewarded with something other than my declining mental state

Obviously share the playlist, please.

NYT recording tickets going on sale this weekend felt like eras tour chaos

"Your illness is caused by stress, have you considered reducing stress in your life?" No actually I never thought about it, now that you've mentioned that idea I bet it would be easy, thanks ma'am I'm cured

That's what DMs are for!

NO EDGE

This makes me very happy!

Absolutely! Sent you a WhatsApp

💛💛💛

I love a maqluba this time of year, it's a middle eastern dish with potatoes, rice and cauliflower. Do you want me to DM you a recipe?

I have a feeling there's a miracle up your sleeve. Looking forward to some point in the future when you quote this with a magical anecdote.

Perfect setting for a dystopian sci-fi story. Government pushes the clock back again and again, people start feeling uneasy, almost jetlagged, nobody quite knows what time it is. I'd read that.

I stopped watching TV for plot a long time ago. I have enough plot in real life, thanks, I'm looking for vibes.

That's the nicest thing you could ever say to me.

Happy November first, or as it's commonly known in my house: the first socially-acceptable day of Christmas ♥️🎄

I love being the exact target audience for a project. Exciting!

I genuinely think this is some of our best work 🖤

A black and white picture of Buffy, a black spaniel mix, wearing a white collar with a pin, in the middle of a yellow graphic that reads "Buffy is Mary Todd Lincoln in Oh, Mary! A new play by Cole Escola.

Happy Halloween from me and my rather well-known niche cabaret legend x

(this is an odd reference to make on this platform but I hope you enjoy it nonetheless)