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I cut open a bell pepper and it was already moldy on the inside. That seems just rude.

i didn’t have inspection, they went to a different apartment. all that cleaning for naught. and i was counting on that praise, too. so now im praise-starved. time to buy things on ebay to satisfy my need for praise!

this episode aired in season 2 (1991/1992) of law and order. “ripped from the headlines” apparently means “the world stays the same for 35 years”

fed: that piece of plastic in his leg matches what we found at the club, case closed, right?
robinette: maybe. 4th and 5th amendments enter in here, gentlemen.
f: did i miss something? this guy is here illegally.
r: the constitution applies to everyone. including illegals. #lawandorder

✨ This is the skin of a killer, Briscoe ✨ #twilight #lawandorder

we’re having inspection on tuesday, so my need for perfection means i started cleaning a week early and im still not done.

I’m on vacation this week, and i bought six different types of cheeses at a fancy supermarket.

a man sitting at a desk with his mouth open ALT: a man sitting at a desk with his mouth open

when a song you haven’t heard in forever comes on the radio

i love horror films. they’re ridiculous.

Blue is the warmest colour 💙

me every day to the cat: you haven’t been baptized. you’re living in sin.

Breakingviews - Trump's minerals deal may play in Ukraine's favor long-term The minerals deal that U.S. President Donald Trump could soon sign with Ukraine may not be the colonial-style asset grab it appears to be. President Volodymyr Zelenskiy can still turn it to his country’s long-term advantage.

www.reuters.com/breakingview...

everyone’s thought process: “how can i fix this problem? by doing absolutely nothing and continuing to run test shots? okay! 👍🏼”

told night crew if day crew tells me one more time i HAVE to do something i’ll just look leave. i don’t HAVE to do shit. you’re all trained on all of this too.

he was also running the garbage disposal for quite a while 🤔

the guy upstairs wakes up at 5 am and starts vacuuming. i’m still awake at 5, but who does that?!

Humidifier Review xkcd.com/3044

Trump Guts Key Aviation Safety Committee, Fires Heads Of TSA, Coast Guard The committee will technically continue to exist, but it won't have any members to carry out the work of examining safety issues at airlines and airports.

only appropriate political response here is to demand the white house explain how its actions aren’t responsible www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

This press conference on the DC crash is an embarrassment. Just a lot of rambling.

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The current flag of Bhutan. It was adopted in 1969 and has 2:3 proportion.

The flag of Bhutan. It reflects the country’s harmony of spiritual and secular power and evolved from earlier designs, symbolising Buddhist traditions (orange) and royal authority (yellow). The white dragon, central to Bhutanese identity, represents purity and the protection of cultural treasures.