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@wookiegoldberg.bsky.social

Snark first, ask questions later. Professional shit-stirrer, amateur haver of hope, and proudly part of the problem.

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Well this is delightful.

26.01.2026 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No longer a friend.

25.01.2026 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So, thatโ€™s great.
Iโ€™m sure this is totally above-board and legitimate.

25.01.2026 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cancer is an apt analogy here.

25.01.2026 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m really sad.

25.01.2026 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People they shoot donโ€™t need health care. Maybe THIS is the โ€œconcepts of a planโ€ he had: just kill everyone.

25.01.2026 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rep Kevin Kiley, republican from CA, wants the left to โ€œtone down the rhetoricโ€.

Hear that? Shut up, sit down, or get shot.

25.01.2026 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œChallenge acceptedโ€ -ICE

25.01.2026 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œAll of themโ€ -Steven Miller

25.01.2026 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œAll of themโ€ -Steven Miller

25.01.2026 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s so strange that you have to say this and that there are people who would disagree.

Bizarre times.

24.01.2026 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh boy.
Ummmm.

Yeah, not a good news day.

Kind of the opposite.

24.01.2026 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s an execution.

24.01.2026 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I just watched video of ICE agents wrestle a man to the ground and execute him. And then run away.

This is whatโ€™s happening.

24.01.2026 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is shocking. Andโ€ฆ

I wish I found it shocking.

24.01.2026 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How it feels to go to bed after starting a 3d print run for Washington Whistles, knowing Iโ€™ll wake up tomorrow with 75 new little ways to fight ICE.

23.01.2026 08:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Arguably, theyโ€™re afraid of Trump, not Jack Smith. The whole thing was performative; they were all hoping their daddy would be proud of how well they licked his boots.

23.01.2026 08:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does she think the rare ICE ogre who can actually read will look beyond the name โ€œPerezโ€? Ha. Enjoy the inevitable, Marie.

23.01.2026 08:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Once the orange king is dead, and after the requisite period of serious looks and moments of silence, his followers will claim that they didnโ€™t REALLY agree with EVERYTHING he did.

We cannot allow it. We cannot forgive. We must not forget.

This horror needs to haunt them all, forever.

23.01.2026 08:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The end of ICE canโ€™t come soon enough.

23.01.2026 08:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The second amendment is for everybody, not just MAGA.

Now that the 4th amendment doesnโ€™t count any more, the 2nd seems important.

23.01.2026 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know whatโ€™s fascinating? He typed his own name three times. And only typed Robโ€™s two.

If that isnโ€™t malignant narcissism, I donโ€™t know what is.

23.01.2026 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Laws no longer seem to apply. To them.

23.01.2026 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does SHE have Venezuelan blood oil money stashed in a Qatari bank account? Iโ€™m betting โ€œnoโ€.

23.01.2026 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is some post apocalyptic stuff right here.

23.01.2026 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We may no longer be a member of the World Health Organization, but at least our homeland security guys are hurting people.

22.01.2026 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am beginning to suspect we might be fucked.

22.01.2026 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, the 4th amendment was fun while it lasted. So much for protection from unreasonable search and seizure.

22.01.2026 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m okay with that, if itโ€™s soon

22.01.2026 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you donโ€™t like being called Nazis, maybe donโ€™t do Nazi stuff.

22.01.2026 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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