Knower

It’s kind of weird to think that the same director that did Weekend At Bernie’s also directed First Blood. It’s great trivia for super expensive charcuterie.

Back when I was dating this one woman. She wanted to go to Cindy’s because it had the best view in the city. The only time we could get reservations was for a a Wednesday at 5. So we went. We ended up only getting charcuterie because that is the only thing we could afford off the menu.

They should make Weekend at Bernie’s 3. Where an Ai Bernie, Ai John Connor & Job from The Lawnmower Man. Just show up everywhere for Larry Wilson & Richard Parker.

The view, Ect.

He sort of looks like Adam G from War
On Drugs.

It’s so weird that in one movie the main character almost chokes out his nemesis, sings old time songs on a train with a bum then saves all the pets from burning pet store.
And those aren’t even major plot points.

Pee Wee’s Big Adventure is 40
Years old today and the Large Marge scene still scares on of my childhood friends.

Do you think Aliens watched E.T. 42 years ago and thought “well, that’s a pretty accurate portrayal.” And then decided never to visit earth?

#NowPlaying Jimmy James by The Beastie Boys
“Strapped on my ear goggles and what did I see?
But the music brought the people into harmony”

Now that I’m back on dating apps. I have come to the conclusion, once again, that the algorithms are full of shit.

#NowPlaying Radio King by Golden Smog. Like most music fans we can’t explain our love for it. This is a song that comes pretty darn close though.

Results are in: I’m just as bad as Putt Putt as regular golf.

The view

#NowPlayingInMyHead Give Back the Key to my Heart by Uncle Tupelo.

When Jerry died I was on a beach in Milford Connecticut. My neighbor’s mother came down the steps and said that Jerry Garcia died. I wasn’t that much into the Dead at the time. I still felt it being a jam band fan. It made for an interesting rest of the day.

Someone asked on Substack what’s a great song to wake up to. We got the usual Good Day Sunshine, to the Walking on Sunshine to Lovely Day. My choice was Lisztomania. What is better than waking up to a song about Liszt enthusiasts that were psyched about his performances in the 1840’s ? Nothing.

Game on. Nerds. #AllezCafe

So gave this girl a weird look because I thought her hat said Meth Jerky. Turns out it said Beef Jerky. 🤷‍♂️

I’m super excited to hear Exit Signs at the Blueprints release party. Just gave the Umbowl version a re listen. #umphreys

This may be sort of a stretch but were dogs the first known archaeologists?

A great name for a Phish cover band would be Palmer’s Question.

A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al

You sure about this, Google?

You know what other cover Al Green absolutely crushes? For the Good Times. He just makes it his own. So freaking fantastic.

Mini golf tomorrow. That will definitely boost my confidence and get my mind off this rejection. Plus a breakfast sandwich in the morning.

So today I walked into my favorite coffee oddly enough is where my crush also works. Coffee was great per usual, but the heart is a lonely hunter. Just like the Thievery Corp ft David Byrne song goes. Just need some more healing time. Went in too early.

Do you think Trans Euro Express started as just a train writing session, but they had too many songs involving trains, so they had to narrow it down to one line in order to complete the album on time?

If you think about it Trans Euro Express is one of the most underrated train concepts albums.

A kind of funny story 3 hours into visiting the pyramids, I almost got into the wrong car. There were two cars that looked exactly like my tour guide’s car.

After being inside a pyramid and climbing out. I was exhausted. My judgement was off. So note to self: all you travelers out there.

Here’s your moment of zen. #ErgChebbi
#Morocco

#NowPlaying Old Man by Breathwork. This is up there with Poolside Harvest Moon. Great interpretation.