JollyCrab

@tealhollow1.bsky.social eat shit, die, in that order

Follow and repost for a chance to win a Humble Choice 12-month code (might be redeemble for USA only. Giveaway closes Nov 16 - 6 PM PT) buff.ly/4hHvV4x

Mainly testing to see if this works and if it does, I'll probably plan more giveaways

listen guys i gotta offload this shit somehow i invested like 4 grand into this a few years back and it really doesn't seem like it's gonna boom like they said it was

whos looking to buy some edible sawdust

heres my pitbull impression: im pitbull

mods. mods. get over here. spawn 200 bill murrays on this guy

omg he wants to collab what do i say guys im so nervous

guys im not joking pitbull literally just dmed me im freaking out right now

if you dont live in florida thats ok to

who up wanna start a florida gang i say we call ourselves the crab boys and we walk around doing crab walks so all the other gangs know not to mess with us and that its basically our turf what do you guys think should we make this happen 🤔 (btw im leader)

hey jollyheads can you go harass this guy

ok. ok man. alright. ok. i see how it is. woooow. alright. really? really? alright man ok. wow. i'm literally about to go fucking viral and this is how you guys wanna treat me? ok. fine then. have it your way.

Delete this and fuck off NOW

ok

bluesky buddies! what can i say, it's been too long. we all have so much catching up to do, as im sure you've all been on many grand adventures without me (though hopefully not too much if you know what i mean *nudge nudge*) haha anyways youre all great and im really proud of what you guys have done

haha its not EVEN EASTER lolol i see what you were going for though ha sweet

dude this is awesome man good job

does my "skibidi rizz" make me "the rizzler" or am i the "anti-gyatt"?

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@suncracker0.bsky.social im throwing bricks at your house right now

YES! YES!

today is the ONLY DAY you can repost this

this is probably the funniest anti-sjw video thumbnail of all time. why is his face so low quality??? why is he so enraged??? i want to know.

no!

You have 10 minutes to finish this for $200

Who do you invite to help you?

i made this AWESOME ART with with the help of AI

look out NORMIES... the NEW WAVE is COMING...

Dude, I know this is unrelated, but I need your help right now.