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@jordib.bsky.social

fucked around and found out :(

107 Followers  |  59 Following  |  70 Posts  |  Joined: 11.04.2023  |  2.0491

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Me, end of every week

19.04.2023 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

reposting bangers from twitter on Bluesky so Elon doesn’t have shit on me

19.04.2023 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s barely Wednesday and we are straight up not having a good time. Apologies to all.

19.04.2023 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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everything reminds me of her (she used to love getting a train run on her) πŸ˜”

19.04.2023 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d let her have her privacy. Also doesn’t grimes have multiple alts? Are you grimes?

19.04.2023 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amen.

19.04.2023 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi. Twitter is down. What are you guys up to?

19.04.2023 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this bot really needs to be trained to sound less like a narc

16.04.2023 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s 1 am, am I sad, stressed or hungry?

15.04.2023 08:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

alright so bsky does have it’s own je ne sais quoi

15.04.2023 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

basically doing gods work πŸ™

15.04.2023 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nooo you are so hot don’t go back to your apartment haha

15.04.2023 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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911/mars

15.04.2023 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Leave. We don’t like your kind here (well dressed).

14.04.2023 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

going to the commons so I am not alone in my misery πŸ˜”

14.04.2023 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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looking at this from my desk stings like a bee πŸ₯²

14.04.2023 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

unemployment is goated when enjoying the weather is the vibe

14.04.2023 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

remember anon, the tip of the log is all you need for quorum

14.04.2023 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Q2 is looking better (it wasn’t).

14.04.2023 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I was moving cities a few years ago, I started inviting friends/dates over for coffee/tea and gave them a book from my collection before they left. Brought down the moving cost and made me *popular* for the right reasons. Win-win.

14.04.2023 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d post my book collection but at that point I might as well put my SSN here as well πŸ˜”

14.04.2023 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we’ll be watching his career with great interest

14.04.2023 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are you adding ketchup and/or American cheese to ramen? Wth?

14.04.2023 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

funny thing tho, trump schooled my boy

14.04.2023 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@americaneconomy.bsky.social πŸ™ˆ

14.04.2023 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@pmarca.bsky.social ☺️

14.04.2023 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

how are follows cheaper than likes on bsky?

14.04.2023 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

okay it’s tasteful so I’ll let it slide. But already got a LinkedIn-cel with threads and everything lined up.

13.04.2023 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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