katie

ok but how is THIS how I found out you’ve been in the same city as me this whole time!

ben smith took a BIG chomp out of his bait it's killing me

"came to the US during that period" suggests to me that they are distinguishing but obviously don't quote me on that

lmao

biggest lacuna in american education right now is the concept of skits. every day i see someone taking an obviously staged video 100% seriously

thank you for being the change i want to see in the world

accoutrements (in British English) or US accouterments

somebody better tell the new york times! and also collins dictionary, unfortunately

accoutrements

never seen the American spelling of this word before and it has shaken me to the core

Love her

you're missing such good stuff rn there's a guy who wrote and posted a giant doc about how he's looking for a wife who's an "outlier-level genius" to bear and "warmly nurture" his kids and at no point did it disclose that he wants to continue sleeping around after marrying this unicorn woman

at every moment of my life i am either writing a cover letter or thinking about how i should be writing a cover letter

your absence from twitter has created a psychic wound whose ramifications continue to echo through the discourse

if there were locked/private accounts here i'd switch fully but the circumstances of my life make it such that i cannot Keep It Real on a publicly-accessible account

Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…

I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!

I can’t be trusted with dry clean only clothes because I start saying stuff like “did you know that wool is naturally odour resistant”

reposting mediocre old tweets to make up for my absence

every time I see a picture of Justin Bieber I am chilled to the bone by how much he looks like my brother and how likely it is that we’re related

I think I was in flo’s living room when I discovered this and she had to talk me down

yeah this is a good summary I was pretty traumatized

entire crim exam was about the very last topic we covered for approx ten minutes inspiring work everyone

Lmao no weapon formed against me shall prosper etc

it’s always “studies show” and never the doi of the studies that show

text messages friend: Omg just got to 4:54 pm me: what was that moment like i'm crying friend: Gasped so loud that Penelope woke up and fled

i am once again asking for scheduled skeets so i can daily spread the gospel of the blessed saint scully the enigmatic

anybody know anybody working on the intersections of linguistics and the law? specifically criminal law? i know about tammy gales at hofstra but i am looking for more and i trust you all to come through for me

it’s fine to have a hideous mustache but you can’t also be completely humourless

I’m just joking it’s obviously not a big deal and people are welcome to repost

not one but two men with hideous mustaches attempted dunks on this lmao