katie

I can’t be trusted with dry clean only clothes because I start saying stuff like “did you know that wool is naturally odour resistant”

reposting mediocre old tweets to make up for my absence

every time I see a picture of Justin Bieber I am chilled to the bone by how much he looks like my brother and how likely it is that we’re related

I think I was in flo’s living room when I discovered this and she had to talk me down

yeah this is a good summary I was pretty traumatized

entire crim exam was about the very last topic we covered for approx ten minutes inspiring work everyone

Lmao no weapon formed against me shall prosper etc

it’s always “studies show” and never the doi of the studies that show

text messages friend: Omg just got to 4:54 pm me: what was that moment like i'm crying friend: Gasped so loud that Penelope woke up and fled

i am once again asking for scheduled skeets so i can daily spread the gospel of the blessed saint scully the enigmatic

anybody know anybody working on the intersections of linguistics and the law? specifically criminal law? i know about tammy gales at hofstra but i am looking for more and i trust you all to come through for me

it’s fine to have a hideous mustache but you can’t also be completely humourless

I’m just joking it’s obviously not a big deal and people are welcome to repost

not one but two men with hideous mustaches attempted dunks on this lmao

it’s fine if you follow me go get your engagement baby I support you

people qting this with the same joke i’m making and getting ten times the likes… the posting ecosystem on here is CORRUPT!!!

Headline: OpenAI plots charging $20,000 a month for PhD level agents

what a bargain!

the people who invented aluminum free “deodorant” unleashed a scourge upon this earth

idk if it’s real as a global phenomenon but it is real insofar as I did overhear this in real life

The real MeToo “cancel culture” was what happened to the women and other victims who came forward. They were retraumatized, harassed, humiliated, sued, fired, and blacklisted. Then they were the subject of a revisionist history that MeToo went “too far” and deserved a reactionary backlash

being a teacher is so thankless dude. I just walked by a kid who was saying she didn’t like her homeroom teacher because he “takes too many bites to finish his lunch”

Yes lol at one point he was like “just look in her bio” or something

Can you imagine lol mit would have treated me much better

the best thing about "AI" is that it should never work at all and yet it works sometimes. but because i'm constantly being told that it works perfectly, my reaction when it works only occasionally is "damn, this thing sucks" instead of "holy shit this is incredible"

i feel like apple tv was offered westworld and turned it down and now they're solely dedicated to never letting that happen again

we won the whole thing btw ✌️✌️✌️✌️

yeah

Me wearing a green tweed blazer which is very Hillary Clinton core and my beautiful mooting partner Ayo

we mooted and now we have to moot again tomorrow…. suffering from success…

it is right for the children but like objectively it is a mediocre choice lol

revealed to my law school friends that i use firefox and one of them said "oh my god are you like an old person???? do you use bing???"

saw someone cite the wong kim ark dissent as proof that birthright citizenship is unconstitutional. why don’t you try googling the word dissent and go from there