Nikei Yomiuri

"GHOSTS!? WHERE!?....

Wait. There are no ghosts... At least I think...

Wait why are they following you? What's so special that you have?"

"Well where's the big table? The balloons? Isn't there an inflatable slide at these type of things? May have not been to one or had one but I know a birthday isn't just... this."

"....So is this how people celebrate their birthdays? I mean I've never been to one so......

Like isn't there supposed to be cake or something?"

"The US one! That one has so much newsworthy information it's not even funny!"

"FUCK I FORGOT THIS ACCOUNT EXISTED!"

"I tried doing some journalism on the upcoming election, but I keep getting stuck in traffic to any rally any of the either candidates hold.

My paper has been slowing down, and frankly im pretty desperate for any interview possible."

"You know, you'd think that an academy likes HPA would put in some effort into being somewhat more clean...

but hey! The more rumors the more articles for me!"

"Like hell you're not special! You're an ultimate!

People LOVE seeing articles about you guys! This stories gonna be a scoop!"

(Ignore the 4 day wait time for a response shhh it never even existed)

*He's still frozen still. What the hell is with this guy-*

"HELL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

*Nevermind I guess. He seemed pretty excited*

"An ultimate? In MY NEWS ARTICLE! I'VE HIT THE JOURNALIST JACKPOT!"

(I accidentally clicked reply instead of quote retweet 1000 years of generational shame I'll quote retweet the next response)

"Oh.

Of course.

Wow.

This is a big surprise.

Really? I couldn't tell.

Honestly you shocked me.

Really pulled the rug under me.

You really opened my eyes.

I would never known this had you not told me.

This information is groundbreaking.

This is real shocking."

"Names Nikei Yomiuri! Ultimate Journalist! And sure! A cautionary tale would sell just as well-

Wait did you just saw you were an ultimate...."

*He suddenly froze still. His face having shock all over it. What the hell just happened?*

"I don't know if it'll be THAT big, but it'll sure catch some peoples attention!

And hey. Maybe I can even put your name in the article if you like. Getting exposure from an ultimate is quite a big thing you know?"

"Uh....Who is she?"

*Intense writing noises*

"'Man is attacked by giant crab. What does this mean for all beach goers?'

Now THAT'S an article title! This'll sell like wildfire! Everyone loves a good story about someone being attacked by nature!

In fact, the more graphic content an article has, the more audience"

"....Uh. Is there anything more to that story perhaps? Maybe you saw a giant crab? Or giant shark?

These stories need to be newsworthy you know."

*Seems like the journalist REALLY valued his work. An embodiment of the phrase "No play. All work"*

"W-what!? I have to choose?!..

HELL YEAH! FREE CHOICE!

Do you think I could possibly hear both? If not then the beach! People LOVE the beach!"

// Here is a tierlist of my Nikei's opinions on all the cast if you are interested

"Hajime was by far the most competent member of Void it wasn't even funny"

(Amazing art!)

"I never said that..

But now you've got me interested!"

@rantarouamami.bsky.social

"Hey! You! You look like you have a few stories you could tell! Wanna be generous and tell me some?"

// > Have two friends
> They show immense interest in you
> Proceed to do nothing but push them away
> Watch them die
> Die like an idiot

Is nikei perhaps stupid?

(Also this art is amazing omg)

"Iroha told me about this thing called 'Interaction Bait'

And who can't love free exposure!"

"Hajime got rid of all of my god damn ramen just to replace it with shitty protein power and vegetable juice.

I am at my limit."

"You would be surprised how much five hour energy can do"

"Sure have. Wasn't easy though. HPA wants to bury it like the plague."

"That's why us journalists are so important! We don't back down from any threat.

No security guard or beating will stop me from getting a story for the public!"

"Jeez ok I get it!

I just value the time i spend on my news. Every second not spent on news means a potential story I could use in my next paper no longer being relevant. A competitive job like mine requires you to always be on the move"

Pinned Tweet of special Doodads:

Nikei Yomiuri is a character from Super Danganronpa Another 2, created by LINUJ

The person behind this account is a minor, while Nikei is 18. Please be very careful of what you talk about.

Due to Nikei not having much of a backstory, I have made my own for him

"Some security guy kicked you? Wouldn't he get in trouble for that?"