Just Bulky

I also choose this guy's dead wife.

1. I love this.

2. I love the Mini Golf in Palatine, IL.

Nicolas Cage's NON-AWARD-WINNING smile.

Valley Girls at the MALL

Deborah Foreman and Nicolas Cage in Valley Girl

Watched pre-teeth-work Nicolas Cage in Valley Girl last night. Just a dumb product-of-its-time movie, but a time capsule nonetheless. The oddest thing was the ages of the parents in relation to their kids in the movie. Some age differences in real life were only, like, 11 years. WTF?

Maybe DQ for dessert?

It looks pretty uncomfortable with those pouches digging into his own personal Bat-Pouch, though. You'd think the World's Greatest Detective (TM) would have put those pouches in a different spot for when he sat down.

How efficient is a silver bullet on a werewolf if you just graze it? Still deadly? I mean, what about the silver bullet makes it deadly? What killed werewolves before silver bullets were invented?

Drew Barrymore in Stephen King's Firestarter.

The wrong answer is the right answer, but Firestarter Drew is literally the hottest Drew while not being the hottest Drew.

I'm sorry?

Oof. When we bought our current house, the best feature it came with was that the dishwasher's heating element is...hidden...somewhere. Like Daryl Hall and John Oates said, "Out of Touch."

A corner of my garage has 12 bins of capital H Halloween stuff and I probably won't pull them out. The inflatable Sandworm got put up 2 days ago. It's been raining since. The tongue's broken. I removed it thinking I could fix it, but it's unfixable. Now it won't fully inflate til it's back in.

It's me.

Hi.

I'm Antifa. It's me.

At tea time, everybody agrees.

The reason why it's so easy for people to kiss Trump's ass is because he's 100% ass.

It taught us how computers worked. That's it.

When I met my wife, she was living in WBL. We went to Cup and Cone quite a bit. That and Ban Thai. This is nice news!

More like Maplewouldn't.

I guess ol' mister sideburns doesn't need to know what time it is.

I fixed my handle.

Invalid Handle?!?

WHAT. THE FUCK. IS THIS?!?

Of all the things I have a handle on, it's my handle. And now, my handle is invalid?

I've been tracking my gas mileage since July of 2008. We switched to a plug-in hybrid (Prius Prime) in 2021. The amount of money we save on gas spending is remarkable. We still have gas car maintenance costs, but the gas savings....hoo boy.

It's the Department of Just ICE.

Maybe the plastic surgery is, like, EVERYWHERE.

Sticker for a MODEL C-20 Scotch Tape Desk Dispenser.

There's some nice ones on eBay.
ebay.us/m/EqF2Yp

I could use one of these to keep my obnoxiously large Steelcase desk from accidentally floating away.

Google street view of a local man's street.

We've got one of those watching over our very street.

Today is yesterday's tomorrow. What now?

Man, I wish I'd see more slashed tires in these situations.

Trumpa Lumpa

Confucius say: A NASCAR driver who can only make left turns is never right.

Go huff fumes, Danica.