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Just two weeks ago, everyone was screeching about China stealing all of our data through TikTok, but now Elon steals it and the MAGA crisis actors are OK with it?

That's some fucking bullshit.

03.02.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 27881    πŸ” 7505    πŸ’¬ 573    πŸ“Œ 289
Front page of the nyt

Front page of the nyt

In 2016 the NYT ran multiple front page stories page about the grave national security risk of Hillary Clinton's server.

Today's front page, and nary a mention of the successful "plutocratic coup" (said by a sitting House member) or "constitutional crisis (said by a sitting Senator) unfolding

04.02.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 31129    πŸ” 9558    πŸ’¬ 1489    πŸ“Œ 857

What do you mean β€œif” that was true? We have tangible metrics to measure overall intelligence and the US is nowhere near the top.

20.01.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This IS what they voted for. They just said it was for eggs because they wouldn’t get backlash for that.

20.01.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Germans made no attempt to remove him. The rest of the world had to do it for them not due to incapability but due to a lack of desire to do it.

20.01.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If someone is struggling AND bought a Tesla, that just highlights how stupid they are lmfao

20.01.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ketamine is a hell of a drug.

20.01.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 55594    πŸ” 12913    πŸ’¬ 3740    πŸ“Œ 2034
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All they left out was "Dear Leader"

19.01.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1285    πŸ” 158    πŸ’¬ 119    πŸ“Œ 21
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Pink guy saying: I just made a silly joke!

Panel 2: Pink guy turns to see a door swing open, revealing a Weird Greenish Guy in the doorway

Panels 3-5: Weird greenish guy begins to walk towards Pink Guy in a very creepy manner. He says: I’m Gonna take it SERIOUSLY

By panel 5 Weird Guy has Pink Guy in a death grip. He’s going to throttle him for having the audacity to tell a silly joke on social media

5 panel comic Panel 1: Pink guy saying: I just made a silly joke! Panel 2: Pink guy turns to see a door swing open, revealing a Weird Greenish Guy in the doorway Panels 3-5: Weird greenish guy begins to walk towards Pink Guy in a very creepy manner. He says: I’m Gonna take it SERIOUSLY By panel 5 Weird Guy has Pink Guy in a death grip. He’s going to throttle him for having the audacity to tell a silly joke on social media

when u make a silly joke on this platform

20.01.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 17309    πŸ” 1904    πŸ’¬ 279    πŸ“Œ 161
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I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget INSURRECTIONIST TRUMP!

19.01.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 12679    πŸ” 4220    πŸ’¬ 223    πŸ“Œ 174

i wasn't born to work, i was born to go on adventures, browse book shops, concoct potions, cast spells and spend my days sipping coffee in my 18th century seaside castle.

20.01.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1688    πŸ” 184    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 12

Or remind his low info voters that he shot down a border bill already just because he wanted to be able to claim it as his win?

20.01.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Her hat kept his greasy lips away from her face lmfao. I’m positive that’s why she wore it.

20.01.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear MAGA,

The inauguration will be a private affair. Just Trump & the broligarchs in the rotunda.

No seating for you.

No special events to acknowledge your support.

Not to worry. There will be emails later urging you to buy Trump coins, shoes, bibles, hats etc.

Keep that cash coming.

Be best.

19.01.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 18254    πŸ” 4332    πŸ’¬ 517    πŸ“Œ 184
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A lot of people on here are acting like we just swore in Romney or something. I think they’re terrified and are burying their heads in the sand to pretend everything is normal. They don’t want to face the fact that the US died today.

20.01.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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As the U.S. shifts into a volatile political landscape targeting critical thinking, I want to share an important reminder to the #booksky community:

The only way to preserve literature is by collecting physical copies.

I know, Kindle users, it sucksβ€”but your digital copy can be deleted any time.

20.01.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 9341    πŸ” 1440    πŸ’¬ 340    πŸ“Œ 125
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Yes, to all the people who bookmarked this post, TikTok is now back online. How did I know?

19.01.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 6895    πŸ” 1461    πŸ’¬ 330    πŸ“Œ 75
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CARTOON OF THE DAY

19.01.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3643    πŸ” 707    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 16

Why are we acting like they’re separate issues?

20.01.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Are TikTok users really dumb enough to buy this crap? That’s enough proof right there that this is a nat sec threat πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

19.01.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5521    πŸ” 859    πŸ’¬ 560    πŸ“Œ 77
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Donald Trump says "the scales of justice will be rebalanced."

The scales of justice never held him accountable.

What a joke.

20.01.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 331    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 2

I keep seeing this sentiment from straight white men. Of course you’ll be fine. You were never at risk.

20.01.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Now that’s some bullshitπŸ‘‡πŸ»

#SheShed

19.01.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 15014    πŸ” 2619    πŸ’¬ 366    πŸ“Œ 101
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They shut down their own app for a day, then turned it back on thanking Trump. What an obvious scam this was. Disgusting on the part of the Tik Tok owners, Trump, and all his sycophants who reversed their positions on it one second after he did for no reason other than he did.

19.01.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 13044    πŸ” 2963    πŸ’¬ 979    πŸ“Œ 251

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