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If this current administration releases the JFK assassination files, how many times will Ted Cruz's dad be mentioned?

17.02.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How much were aeroplane tickets during the revolutionary war, before the Continental Army took over the airports?

06.02.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a conversation on X. The first post by The Malicious Maestro Morgan reads: 'So you think an American citizen convicted of a felony 30 times should be deported?' The reply by Mind Doctor, verified with a blue checkmark, reads: 'Yes, you want one of them to possibly target one of our family members out on the streets? I want safer streets for innocent people. This is the way we achieve that.' The Malicious Maestro Morgan responds: 'Donald Trump was convicted 34 times.'

A screenshot of a conversation on X. The first post by The Malicious Maestro Morgan reads: 'So you think an American citizen convicted of a felony 30 times should be deported?' The reply by Mind Doctor, verified with a blue checkmark, reads: 'Yes, you want one of them to possibly target one of our family members out on the streets? I want safer streets for innocent people. This is the way we achieve that.' The Malicious Maestro Morgan responds: 'Donald Trump was convicted 34 times.'

I need to report a murder.

05.02.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 13324    πŸ” 1796    πŸ’¬ 192    πŸ“Œ 62
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05.02.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh. Gross. The imagery of Trump being pantsed almost made me puke up my covfefe.

05.02.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After taking over Canada, Mexico, Panama, Greenland, and Gaza, I wonder if they'll go after Poland, France, and Austria?

05.02.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You also can't spell "Trump" without "Peepee tapes".

05.02.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't believe I forgot to mention Gaza. I guess my morning covfefe hasn't kicked in yet.

05.02.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He wants to occupy/absorb Canada, Mexico, Greenland, and Panama.

What's after that? Poland? France? Luxembourg? Maybe he and Elon can build a mountaintop castle in Austria to enjoy romantic getaways together.

05.02.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello, my honey bee!! ❀️

05.02.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello! ❀️❀️

05.02.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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