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@zordonlightfoot.bsky.social

I've been telling bad jokes my entire life and look where it got me: Minneapolis

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There's a ton of stock photos of children in oversized suits online. For some reason it's a chore finding pictures of grown women in oversized suits. What's up with that?!

20.03.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He has ketamine to disassociate himself out of critical situations now though.

06.03.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno, just stop eating eggs

06.03.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Send me a link, brother.

Better be some affinity-based lyrics

23.02.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Choose wisely

23.02.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy to participate in some non-violent class based protest that can have a tangible effect.

20.02.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah no, connected billionaires just use think tanks for this purpose, no need for frivolous "legitimate businesses" like the common rabble

16.02.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm wondering how many of the hip, ecletic coffeeshops that have popped up in the past 20 years are actually money laundering operations....

14.02.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a hand, palming a human face. Forever.....

11.02.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I regretfully inform you that no one from Kansas City was stoned or decapitated after tonight's upset.

10.02.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I watched the puppy bowl in its entirety and it was the best 2 hours I could have asked for.

10.02.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, I couldn't read the damn article because of the adblock wall. In a normal timeline, I'd find this issue obnoxious rich person horse shit. But, we're living in this timeline, and I just want all the mega rich against a wall for making life insufferable for everyone else.

10.02.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Three Hellenic column styles, ok....

Doric
Ionic
and....
Covalent

09.02.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God dammit, I'm actually going to read the article you linked instead of just liking this

09.02.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Instead of the bad ballast

09.02.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're only mushy if you submerge them in a breakfast liquid 😏

06.02.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pro-Bill

01.02.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Wallflowers> Bob Dylan

Search in your heart to find this truth

01.02.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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