Tyler Riti

Truth.

7 yo: "Daddy... what _do_ you want?"
10 yo: "Coffee. And children that listen."

Pipes are essentially straws but for drugs.

And nine, nine discs were gifted to the brothers Kratts, who above all else desire creature power.

Post the same actor in two roles that show their range

a poorly drawn cat, the outline is a soft oval shape with short strokes suggesting fur. inside it there are two ears, round eyes, and a small mouth and nose form a simple cat face (with a shape resembling a mold spore)

a fluffy orange and white kitten with a perfectly round body, sitting curled up on someone's lap. its fur is so puffed out that it resembles a mold spore

me: ugh, why are my eyes always irritated and why do i keep coughing in this room?

the despicable mold spore:

The platypus is the spork of animals.

I'll help manage the file bases.

universal drinking game: take a drink every time you're not happy

universal drinking game

Last year the Japanese variety show Gaki no Tsukai had the famous singer Yoko Takahashi go undercover at a restaurant where she fooled everyone right up until she took the stage and belted out A Cruel Angel's Thesis, the intro song to Neon Genesis Evangelion. Just stunning.

What George Lucas got right about the original trilogy, but has never managed to replicate since, is that I was a little kid when those came out

A safety poster for railroad workers from 1965 text is still has no respect for flesh watch your hands and Illustrated with a mildly upsetting someone upsetting image of a guy in overalls in a train cap his eyes bugging out his body contorted in pain and it looks like bad things are happening to his left hand

Steel has no respect for flesh

Remove a letter, ruin a movie.

The Neverending Tory

a small white fluffy dog sits with upright posture on a wet stone path. they have on a tiny clear raincoat with light blue piping around the edges and little white plastic snaps to keep all the flaps in place. the hood is pulled up over the dog’s head and the stiff side flaps stick out just a little bit around the dog’s hind quarters.

This little pup has managed to stay dry despite wearing so much drip. 12/10

What started as a fun challenge became its own thing lol

People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative.

A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.

10yo: "I don't like how Space messes with Time."

I can literally hear, "boku wa Raimu!" In my head.

a kitty that ate a plate full of mangoes and has mango all over its face

me when i see a plate full of mangoes

I was gonna hit like but it's at 420 now and that's funny so yeah

add this outfit to Mario Kart

I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold

7yo: (speaking to 10yo) "Listen, you can't get everything that you want like I do."

It Might Be Time for Me to Collect Some Being Right Points for My 2023 Bluesky Prediction Bluesky is what Twitter of yore aspired to be.

★ It Might Be Time for Me to Collect Some Being Right Points for My 2023 Bluesky Prediction

this

looks

so

GOOD

As a landlord, it's pretty much this. I probably wouldn't install a hard-wired EVSE but I could be convinced to have a professional install a good quality 240v Nema 14-50 outlet so that a tenant could use their own portable EVSE.

Just wait until you start finding house rocks and you'll just treat it as something normal like, "Oh, we have house rocks now. That's fine."