Truth.
17.09.2025 16:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@fizzboy.bsky.social
Father, coffee & espresso geek, anime nerd, fish keeper, troublemaker, humanist, relentlessly cynical, and unapologetically liberal. Watching the world burn one social network at a time.
Truth.
17.09.2025 16:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 07 yo: "Daddy... what _do_ you want?"
10 yo: "Coffee. And children that listen."
Pipes are essentially straws but for drugs.
25.07.2025 17:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0And nine, nine discs were gifted to the brothers Kratts, who above all else desire creature power.
22.07.2025 01:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Post the same actor in two roles that show their range
29.06.2025 02:25 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0a poorly drawn cat, the outline is a soft oval shape with short strokes suggesting fur. inside it there are two ears, round eyes, and a small mouth and nose form a simple cat face (with a shape resembling a mold spore)
a fluffy orange and white kitten with a perfectly round body, sitting curled up on someone's lap. its fur is so puffed out that it resembles a mold spore
me: ugh, why are my eyes always irritated and why do i keep coughing in this room?
the despicable mold spore:
The platypus is the spork of animals.
09.06.2025 23:42 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'll help manage the file bases.
26.05.2025 22:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0universal drinking game: take a drink every time you're not happy
universal drinking game
23.05.2025 21:51 โ ๐ 5009 ๐ 467 ๐ฌ 18 ๐ 92Last year the Japanese variety show Gaki no Tsukai had the famous singer Yoko Takahashi go undercover at a restaurant where she fooled everyone right up until she took the stage and belted out A Cruel Angel's Thesis, the intro song to Neon Genesis Evangelion. Just stunning.
14.05.2025 06:30 โ ๐ 3937 ๐ 1139 ๐ฌ 49 ๐ 80What George Lucas got right about the original trilogy, but has never managed to replicate since, is that I was a little kid when those came out
10.05.2025 20:52 โ ๐ 7738 ๐ 1201 ๐ฌ 63 ๐ 58A safety poster for railroad workers from 1965 text is still has no respect for flesh watch your hands and Illustrated with a mildly upsetting someone upsetting image of a guy in overalls in a train cap his eyes bugging out his body contorted in pain and it looks like bad things are happening to his left hand
Steel has no respect for flesh
04.05.2025 18:37 โ ๐ 133 ๐ 19 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 2Remove a letter, ruin a movie.
The Neverending Tory
a small white fluffy dog sits with upright posture on a wet stone path. they have on a tiny clear raincoat with light blue piping around the edges and little white plastic snaps to keep all the flaps in place. the hood is pulled up over the dogโs head and the stiff side flaps stick out just a little bit around the dogโs hind quarters.
This little pup has managed to stay dry despite wearing so much drip. 12/10
29.04.2025 23:49 โ ๐ 23401 ๐ 1988 ๐ฌ 197 ๐ 132What started as a fun challenge became its own thing lol
26.04.2025 17:52 โ ๐ 11011 ๐ 1978 ๐ฌ 116 ๐ 30People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
10yo: "I don't like how Space messes with Time."
21.04.2025 00:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I can literally hear, "boku wa Raimu!" In my head.
05.04.2025 15:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0a kitty that ate a plate full of mangoes and has mango all over its face
me when i see a plate full of mangoes
05.04.2025 14:26 โ ๐ 1630 ๐ 208 ๐ฌ 20 ๐ 7I was gonna hit like but it's at 420 now and that's funny so yeah
05.04.2025 00:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0add this outfit to Mario Kart
03.04.2025 02:14 โ ๐ 461 ๐ 136 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 7I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
7yo: (speaking to 10yo) "Listen, you can't get everything that you want like I do."
30.03.2025 19:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โ It Might Be Time for Me to Collect Some Being Right Points for My 2023 Bluesky Prediction
25.03.2025 18:15 โ ๐ 281 ๐ 27 ๐ฌ 27 ๐ 5this
looks
so
GOOD
As a landlord, it's pretty much this. I probably wouldn't install a hard-wired EVSE but I could be convinced to have a professional install a good quality 240v Nema 14-50 outlet so that a tenant could use their own portable EVSE.
24.03.2025 23:45 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Just wait until you start finding house rocks and you'll just treat it as something normal like, "Oh, we have house rocks now. That's fine."
16.03.2025 04:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0