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In the commute on a train?

He shocked his dog but it’s kinda old news at this point

Costco > uniqlo

Did you guys start feeling them or proactively have a dentist/dr tell you to do it?

nice humble brag that you have the executive function to prep 3 things

Already got the spam accounts liking your posts ✊

To the surprise of no one Nioh 3 mogs Khazan

I like how when they make a movie about a book they make sure to reprint them with a giant scarlet letter exposing you for being a fake fan

N-no 5’8” is basically the global average height

Julia is capping or has a tall fridge cause I’m pretty sure we’re within 1 inch of each other

All I do is store all appliances (rice cooker, popcorn maker, slow cooker, blender) above the fridge and then when I need them take them down

Keeps my counters clear and is still easily accessible

For some reason I thought you guys had a rice cooker. Costco sells micom ones for like $60

Are you telling me self proclaimed socialists have no life experience and exist in an alternate reality to how the world really works? No that can’t be

I dunno I’ve never timed it but I feel like every time I cook rice I’m waiting on it to finish while everything else is ready

The rice took less than 30 minutes ? 🤨

Ok but the cilantro part is kind of relatable, I have never in my life finished an entire bunch of cilantro or parsley before it goes bad

What sauce is that

Would it be better to come solo or with another sibling

What time of year is best, I want to see the American heritage tour things

Tell me you’re a transplant without telling me you’re a transplant

So is the idea behind 4d to feel like you’re in the avatar sex scenes?

What’s the difference between a chickpea and garbanzo bean?

I’ve never paid extra for garbanzo bean in my pasta

Unfortunately that one is fake :/

Stellar work Google

Built this algorithm brick by brick

I'm sorry :/

If you give a mouse a cookie was written by someone with a cat who loved treats

He’s like one of, if not the most, popular fantasy author of all time 🤔

When I’m in a being contrarian competition and my opponent is Julia