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Lmao bro said β€œvinyls”

03.12.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

3/5- not enough fish fucking

01.12.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We (as a society) also really need to start listening to Harry Styles and pretend to be gay for clout.

25.11.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We (as a society) really need to start listening to Harry Styles and β€œTreat people with kindness” (TPWK)

25.11.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think people who say the rabbit from Zootopia is hot are really wierd. Like if an animal from that movie is hot, it’s for sure the tiger backup dancers

23.11.2025 06:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do think getting tattoos to replicate a fictional characters tattoos is kinda cringe tho.

18.11.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Idk what character has back tattoos (haven’t watched the show in a bit) but probs not since tattoos are never cool

18.11.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry to sound like Kalen, and I swear I’m not a weeb, but the League of Legends anime is actually kinda good…

18.11.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Chaser questionaire writers be like-

18.11.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday to Wendy Carlos, but more importantly happy birthday to Wendy Carlos’ fake sideburns

14.11.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PayPal has gotta have the worst app in the world. Everytime I open it I feel my last brain cells explode

11.11.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously! It’s so embarrassing how they spend all their time arguing with complete strangers on social media instead of doing anything else. Especially with how unselfaware they can be about it.

09.11.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a coincidence the β€œleftist” only critiques the gay man. Something tells me there’s another reason she singled out Pete. I bet she didn’t even vote for Harris (the most progressive candidate in history). No candidate will ever be good enough for these online leftists.

09.11.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Context plz

08.11.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.11.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck that. Greg Cates I hope you lose. I’m excited to see your whiny post when you do.

04.11.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When you take a teleport pad and enemies instantly kill you may not be considered β€œgood game design” but it sure is funny.

03.11.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because I’m not that much of a 90’s kid :(

31.10.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Insulted if you thought I would play on easy. I’m a 90’d kid I remember when games were actually hard

31.10.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Medium

31.10.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In her defense it is kind of a hard game (if you ignore the fact you can save and reload anytime).

31.10.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

5 dots Hexaen playthrough is gonna go so hard

30.10.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you playing them multiplayer?

30.10.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The real difference between transsexual and transgender is based upon how much time you spent on 4chan vs tumblr

29.10.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She sequenced my oscillator til I controlled my voltage til I modulated my pulse til I sustained my wave til I filtered my frequency til I delayed my feedback til I

27.10.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao imagine watching Frankenstein and thinking it’s primarily about Frankenstein.

26.10.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t Bernie already do that?

24.10.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New Lala Lala today 🫢 we’re so fucking back

15.10.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m popping off once they release a keurig pod that spits out white monster 😀😀😀

14.10.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bait?

12.10.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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