julia 🦄

opioids are so good i can see why people get addicted to them

can you just convince her to stop the substack essays?

chasers are bad even if they're women normal_rockwell_selfie_dot_jay_pig

i am kinda excited for teenage sex and death at camp miasma

one of the best decisions i ever made

huge W

i wish my face would stop hurting :(

a fun things about mormons is you can 'accidentally' typo their name :)

it's weird to fund a trans archive or a black dance because trans and black people are weird and normal people shouldn't have to be reminded they exist :)

it's mush slop right now :(

*nods* hell

what if he never dies because thru some combination of science and necromancy he's immortal?

brendan racking up Ws

jane clare jones positively tweeting about the essay in the quoted tweet

i'd feel so bad if an essay i wrote got a positive reception from professional bigots in active collaboration with the movement i was critiquing

i wish i could eat solid food :(

don't make her relatable >:(

mathfrak my beloved <3

why would they put a limit????

i should be able to use elf magic to enter my mind and do battle with a mental simulacrum of Femto during the eclipse and that solves all my problems

they should invent a kind of therapy that takes you to the root of your issues and lets you defeat it like a puzzle or a boss fight in a video game, rather than the solution being learning how to make peace with and live with them

dom who tells their sub to call them scrum master

daily mail tweet bragging about how they stalked the ex-roommate of falsely accused tyler robinson. the photo is a clear creepshot—the photographer ambushed her while she was doing some errand. i blurred out her face because unlike journalists i don't view my purpose in the world as being to immiserate random innocent people

we need to do something about journalists

says something about the tech industry's relationship to science

good morning bitdizzy

i wish

the gfs know what's up

imagine if you fell in the han river and the chemicals the americans polluted it with mutated you and you turned into this creature 🥴

bf who buys all his clothes from costco, gf who buys all her clothes from uniqlo

bluesky search for "hasan" where the first hit is a man with a very nice ass

i tried to see what this hasan piker controversy was about and bluesky told me there's more important things in life

during my daily commute i cross a bridge—which is cool! bridges are cool!—but there's a big sign before the bridge that says "thinking of killing yourself? we can help!" and i'm always like, not until you mentioned it