Evelyn L Smith

Trying to practice right speech but everything I say is very wrong

"The only freedom we truly crave today is freedom from Dumbness. Nothing else matters."
—Hunter S. Thompson

“Baby in her placenta” is pretty bad for a HHS secretary but it’s arguably worse for a guy with six kids. It’s impossible to not learn this stuff as a dad if you’re even remotely paying attention just once.

In Line With All the Pynchon Fans at the Midnight Release of Shadow Ticket It’s 10:30pm on a Monday, and a line a dozen deep has formed outside Greenlight Books in Brooklyn. A dapper employee in suspenders and fedora comes out to give instructions—we’re to “say we know To…

“His insanity matches how insane I feel the world is right now.” Waiting in line with Thomas Pynchon fans for the midnight release of Shadow Ticket.
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happy 20th birthday to the internets

October 9, 2025 It's The Thought That Counts Joshua Hebburn Listening—or listing, but not missing not losing a thing, I’m thinking I should be, instead of.

Joshua Hebburn continuing to carve out this really interesting, specific niche of micros that sneak up on you, that unfold & unfold and&unfold to keep revealing secrets inside, single sentences as tunnels, illusions, pinhole cameras looking at our giant world...

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husband asked if we can take baby to orchard and said, verbatim, “And u can wear ur cute overalls :)”

Remember that time Hillary was genuinely shocked by how we poors live? Lmao good times.

I used to be type A. Now, I'm just type Aaaaaahhhhhhh

had terrible flu like pains sudden onset yesterday, overnight the fever left my body through my head only apparently, in my delirious state I thought I really ought not have showered just before bed as pillow was wet (but I had not showered)

it's crazy how fast movies become dated. for instance, the 2021 movie "Don't Look Up" no longer makes sense, because if an American scientist discovered a planet-killing comet heading towards us today, their main response would be "oh thank fuck for that"

“There are only two kinds of people. Those who believe that they are a victim of the world and those who understand that they are the world.”

– Alan Watts

imagine you are my infant child occasionally waking from light nap to side eye me as I eat drunk noodles next to your head

Not pressing heart button nearly killed me

Aimless and overpaid Vera secretly spends her days in anonymous video chats, basking in erotic affection from “the worst men on the internet.” But when her IRL girlfriend discovers her secret, Vera finds herself alone to reckon with the roots of her need for praise.

#A #LF #DVpit #OWN

Remote worker Vera works very little, instead spending 9 to 5 recording erotic exchanges on a random video chat platform. She aims to capture “love in distillate form”—in the adoration of pixelated internet strangers—until her IRL girlfriend walks in to find her nude on cam.

#A #LF #DVpit

Read bad art. Write bad art. Critique bad art.

The bidet is a great invention, they should make one that washes the whole body, not just the Ass

Here me out…MyChart feels like the self-checkout at Walmart.

Reading Rainbow is back, thanks to this famous internet librarian. After a 20 year hiatus, Reading Rainbow, the former PBS tentpole, is headed back to the airwaves. A reboot of the literacy loving children’s television show is coming to a (small) screen near…

One of our most iconic librarians is reviving a children’s lit classic.

This Tuesday! May the odds be ever in your favor:

People who shut their eyes to reality simply invite their own destruction, and anyone who insists on remaining in a state of innocence long after that innocence is dead turns himself into a monster.

Notes Of A Native Son, James Baldwin

would’ve been cool if prenatal tests back when my wife was pregnant could predict if your kid would be interested in ventriloquism as a career

last night at bedtime I was telling my son (3.5) that I love him, im glad he’s my kid etc, and he grabbed my face in his little hands and said “and you are a very good driver”

I ordered $28 in bento stuff from Japan and paid $15 shipping. Then I had to pay the importer $22 in tariffs. Spent more to get my stuff than I did on the stuff!

eating large amounts of Peruvian chicken

boob lump is friend not foe

at imaging center getting suspicious boob lump scanned. what a day to forget to put on deodorant.

Making pots drankin beer

Think about the brief period when I owned a pottery wheel