Sidhant 🥐

I do feel like MMP would be a natural fit for the states

Making treats for the Wednesday call so I can impress the partner who decides my raise/bonus 🫡

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This is very 2009 Pitbull coded 😅

No Being Mad At Me November

I’m certainly at attention now

they’re just mad you’re not trying to get them pregnant and tbh I’d be mad too

I do love a direct deposit

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Yeah I’m only trying it out and starting very slowly with lean proteins

Fine so far

I had meat (shrimp) for the first time in almost 7 years

they all just look like that it’s nearly impossible to distinguish them

Twink and living at home? Pick a struggle

I went out for 90 whole minutes and only felt mildly uncomfortable

And that’s entirely reasonable!

I think this is a case where the vehemence of a loud minority online over exaggerates the actual case, but I’m quite critical of cars so I’m biased

How could one do a slutty jet lag the game throuples costume?

every time I have to go through that interface I want to launch my laptop into the sun, followed shortly by myself

Adding random gays you’ve never met to your close friends, for the attention 🫡

need to be on the close friends 😮‍💨

Added to my TBR

Southwest Airline’s IATA code

WN

I wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I scream from the top of my lungs. And then I go back to working because oh my god do I try all the time in this institution

let the record show I am also offering myself as a snack

Come to my negotiating table where I will have homemade snacks

Logged off before midnight please clap

Officially been working for over 12 hours today 🫠