Sidhant 🥐

ok bulge!!

everyday I try and find a way to transition into a personality hire but it never seems to work

becoming important at work was a mistake, but it dwarfs in comparison to the ongoing mistake of also being reliable and competent

it’s always fun query Friday when you’re building pipelines with Spark

Imagine being one of the ~210 republicans who voted yes from the start and then have to wait around for hours for your attention seeking colleagues to get to the same decision

Nvm they weren’t all present for the first vote but got their shit together my b

Dems have an attendance issue in the House. Every single member should be present voting to make this as difficult as possible for Republicans. The absences make it easier for Johnson

Cake!!!

🫂

I’ve never been but there’s a Yves Saint Laurent museum

I know there would be riots but DC should set up a congestion pricing zone south of P St NW going to the anacostia

1) ex parte communication with the White House confirmed, imho

1a) he ruled DOJ independence is unconstitutional so why not WH-SCOTUS collaboration

2) Roberts has literally become Trump. What is he imagining, that he'll sue a clerk for a violation?

3) constitutionally repugnant, void ab initio

$235/hour in therapy at least

Every time I feel negative thoughts I try to find some kind of activity to fill up my time to distract me. In other news I think I’m going to start swimming again

need it 🥵

now is the winter of our discontent made more discontent by this sun of York, PA

omg

pretty much at this point 🙄😒

the fact that I had to log in today is a hate crime

I’m not alone
I have body dysmorphia

looks amazing on you and the jock too!!!

I feel like his facial expressions and voice were designed in a lab to piss me off

My neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack. Long ago the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when my pussy attacked

Not enough lotion in the world for my hands these days 🥴🥴

I love days where I have meetings from 10:30-2:30 and then from 3-4:30. When exactly am I supposed to do my actual job!?

I don’t think we’re ready for the Woke 2.0 shipping of Adolin and Kaladin

me, as I log on for another 10+ hour day

Mistborn movie and Stormlight series might actually save me

in due time haha

I have credit card debt 🤡