Alec

I’m just a person obsessed with being a Girl Dad, Golden Retrievers, the Denver Broncos, Oregon Ducks, St Louis Cardinals, Harry Potter, Batman, Spider-Man, Wolverine, Audio Books, Dad Jokes, Lifting Heavy Objects, Animal Planet, Cheesecake, Smoking Meats, Personality Quizzes, and so much more.

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Digital marketing ads to me once Bonitto signs his extension and I'm waffling between his or Sack Allen's jersey to add to my collection.

Bo taking something out of Harvey's playbook with the sky's out, thighs out today.

Thankfully, Denver (under Payton) plays their starters the first two games and then let's the third game be for the back ups/roster bubble guys. So many teams don't even play their starters in pre-season now and wonder why the product is weak to start the season.

Something I will never understand... Random recruiters emailing your work email address to solicit another company.

What is you doin'?

Bo Chapman Nix is here to make a splash.

And folks will wonder why starters are rusty to start the year.

Sure, he says that now. #ScamNewton

The new punk rock.

That Mega Church window sticker doesn't justify your right-wing conspiracy theory sticker on the other side of the back window.

That suit is solid, can't wait for Tom to sport the symbiote though. 👀

Inside, strong side. Iron sharpening iron, one day at a time.

👑

Just block him at this point, he's the ingrown hair of blue sky's taint right now.

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About to be #1 in block rate. 😊

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Dick Nobbe, please. Google is omnipotent and knows the truth of trashy Mike Brown. You simping for that crusty cheapo is impressive, but shoo.

Mr. Knob - the Google machine literally has Mike Brown as the first listed owner.

BREAKING: Elite 2026 CB Davon Benjamin Jr. has Committed to Oregon, he tells me for @rivals

The 6’0 187 CB from Los Angeles, CA chose the Ducks over Michigan & Texas

He’s ranked as the No. 1 CB in ‘26 (per Rivals)

“Go Ducks” #GoDucks www.on3.com/rivals/davon...

Imagine coming out of nowhere to just be pissy and defend a consensus top 3 cheap ownership when the original post was praising Denver in taking care of its players.

Choosing to go with Sack Allen over Dre'mont Jones was controversial at the time, but such a stellar move.

You know what time it is.

Did Jerry Jeudy provide his letter of recommendation?

An homage to Toby and Andrew❤️

Translation: "Don't worry, I'll cave to $48m/yr two days before week 1."

Bud, you came here out of nowhere. Denver is rewarding its leaders on both sides of the ball, versus being cheap towards the league leading sack leader and dragging their #2 WR for years before finally breaking him off.

Regardless, looking forward to seeing the MNF game in-person week 4. 🫡

They didn't watch the Cleveland tape.