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Phrenology bust

Oh boy I can't wait to go antiquing in the South!
Phrenology bust:

I had some guy pull up in his shiny leased bmw trying to pull the most obvious check bouncing scam, we used to have Bernie Madoff

I need a better scam I need to be ripping more people off

it's bitter nostalgia watching old pink couch sessions videos night

in 2018 "Dan Bongino resigns as deputy FBI director" would be a phrase only a guy who listens too much podcasts and eats a box of cough medicine every day could dream up

gently feeding myself a handful of chocolate chips like a horse

they put me in the nightmare matrix by mistake where do I submit a support ticket for this

I've been using an app called Musicolet, it doesn't have a recently played for albums, but it has one for songs, and when you play from a folder/album/playlist it creates a queue and you can see all of your recent queues

Photo of the inside of a Casio PT-10 with a headphone jack mod

these old casio internals are so gorgeous. gonna let finishing this lil project carry me thru the rest of the week

I have got to up my day-to-day freak level

The pantsuit, the laugh-talking...

Did they intend to make Diane Foxington remind me so much of Kamala Harris

hit the record holiday any% speedrun this year but I know I can beat it by xmas using the fake important phone call exploit

BIG BAD WOLF #4
OOAK handmade art doll
#artdoll

arlie being blown up into a big parade balloon for an arlie-themed parade! (hey wait where'd those handlers get those costumes i'm sueing--)

#itsarlie the parade called, it's (about) for you

art by a friend!

I bet defragging feels so good if you're a computer

u know they got japanese don draper working at tenga

It's kind of sickly satisfying that even if things suck sometimes I'll always be happier and more fulfilled than the richest man on Earth. All the money in the world can't buy the love I've found

Circular black-and-white badge featuring a joyful hand-drawn wolf pup leaping with its mouth open in mid-play. The text around the rim reads “take time to play as a critter.” The playful wolf, sketched in soft pencil lines, embodies innocence, embodiment, and lighthearted animal energy—encouraging the viewer to reconnect with their inner creature through rest, curiosity, and spontaneous movement. The design has a gentle, zine-like feel, blending whimsy with quiet affirmation.

Silly little Critter badge idea

Hearts of Iron is like ketamine for gamers

The shadow of sparse bunches of muscadines from below.

Red muscadines in my paw.

woke up feeling antsy, had to go find the muscadines again

gross

Alabama maybe?

doing some white-box penetration testing

cybersecurity is netorare

wear your camo

blue pill / red pill situation