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Hearts of Iron is like ketamine for gamers

The shadow of sparse bunches of muscadines from below.

Red muscadines in my paw.

woke up feeling antsy, had to go find the muscadines again

gross

Alabama maybe?

doing some white-box penetration testing

cybersecurity is netorare

wear your camo

blue pill / red pill situation

pursuing the family tradition of trying to move to the west coast in my late 20s, will I fail and knock immediately someone up upon returning home? stay tuned to find out

getting her really high and gaslighting her into believing that she's your sister

1000 year doordashreich, our destiny will be delivered with a little sticker on it so we know nobody stole a french fry, and we will build machines that destroy the world and carve our sun-damaged visage into its corpse so God knows who wrought this horror

living in amerika is watching the gentrification/urban-decay poles slowly reverse and everything you know be consumed by hipster yuppies that age into long bob complicated sbux order soccer moms that age into into bright red turkey neck retirees

took a walk thru my neighborhood for the first time in months and with all the more golf carts and luxury SUVs, it's feeling so much less like home

Mirror selfie of a mtf trans with short shaggy haircut in a grey Dillard's suit from the 80s

Trying to figure out what I'm wearing to my cousin's wedding, my old vintage thrift men's suit just makes me look like "she run that McDonald's like the navy"

Reaching the point in transition where using the men's bathroom is like playing Ready or Not

It's like the Of Montreal Wraith Pinned to the Mist Outback commercial

I started rewatching Grandma's Boy and it really doesn't hold up. :( Kevin Nealon still very funny tho

bsky has determined my tits pornographic and not simple nudity we're gonna make it chat

It's my monthly "listen to the Weakerthans and get way too emotional about it" night

milkink but you're selling a 19yo national guardsman an f150 king ranch on last chance credit

Exactly, like sometimes I'd just like the space to not feel alienated from or patronized by cis ppl

when I was like 16 I was tina from bob's burgers, wore a bra and everything. if I tried that now, I wouldn't be a crazy irreverent gayboy, id be a mid trann¥ in a shitty costume 😔

worst part of transitioning is that u can't crossdress as a bit anymore

I'd really appreciate that! <3 I need to take some time off n visit soonnn

BIG BAD WOLF (2/3)
OOAK handmade art doll
#artdoll

Does anyone need a roommate that does not live in the South? Just putting out my feelers atp but also I'm not tied down

I'm missing the late-night-porch-cigs girlfriend of my old neighbor. A late-night-porch-cigs friend is a key component of any crazy girl's support network.

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