Unbidden Bits—December 9, 2025
The US Supreme Court majority, in an excess of misbegotten sanctimony, seems determined to turn our entire government over to a coprophile-in-chief and his legion of wannabe Nazi camp followers. Decent people, however, look forward to the day when all six of these black-robed poseurs find themselves plunked down next to the Trumps, the Vances, the Millers, et al., in the prisoners’ dock of a long overdue re-run of the Nuremberg Trials. Deus vult, it turns out, doesn’t especially care who does the invoking, as long as its divine need for victims is respected.
Unbidden Bits—December 9, 2025
09.12.2025 20:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Rum, Buggery, and the Lash
Judging by his extended prance before the nation’s grand assembly of military poobahs this past Tuesday, Secretary of Cosplay Hegseth seems to have decided that Britain’s 18th century royal navy had developed almost the perfect formula for military effectiveness. He did, however, trim the original just enough to take all the fun out of it, which seemed weird for someone reputed to be both a drunk and a misogynist, but it was perfectly in tune with the Trump administration’s oft expressed infatuation with ignorant belligerence. Oorah! Semper Fi!
Rum, Buggery, and the Lash
Judging by his extended prance before the nation’s grand assembly of military poobahs this past Tuesday, Secretary of Cosplay Hegseth seems to have decided that Britain’s 18th century royal navy had developed almost the perfect formula for military effectiveness. He did,…
04.10.2025 04:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What If…
…Putin decides it’s time to drop a 10 megaton ICBM warhead on Quantico while Secretary of War Cosplay Hegseth is lecturing 800 generals and admirals on personal hygiene and lethality make-up essentials? What will the rolling MAGA clownshow have Ms. Leavitt say then?
What If…
…Putin decides it’s time to drop a 10 megaton ICBM warhead on Quantico while Secretary of War Cosplay Hegseth is lecturing 800 generals and admirals on personal hygiene and lethality make-up essentials? What will the rolling MAGA clownshow have Ms. Leavitt say then?
30.09.2025 17:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Goodfellas
A coincidence of images? I blame the Zeitgeist.
Goodfellas
A coincidence of images? I blame the Zeitgeist.
26.09.2025 00:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A Brief Note On the Current Unpleasantness
Seems like these days I can’t walk more than five feet without stepping on some ignorant fascist’s toes The pundits recommend learning the hippety hop. Me, I’m dreaming of heavier shoes.
A Brief Note On the Current Unpleasantness
Seems like these days I can’t walk more than five feet without stepping on some ignorant fascist’s toes The pundits recommend learning the hippety hop. Me, I’m dreaming of heavier shoes.
24.09.2025 11:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Brilliant! Tip o’ the hat!
22.09.2025 13:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Unbidden Bits—September 9, 2025
If you can’t defeat Chicago, attack Memphis. If you can’t defeat Ukraine, attack Poland and Romania. It appears that Trump has something to teach Putin about diplomacy after all….
Unbidden Bits—September 9, 2025
If you can’t defeat Chicago, attack Memphis. If you can’t defeat Ukraine, attack Poland and Romania. It appears that Trump has something to teach Putin about diplomacy after all….
13.09.2025 18:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Kirk Circus
Everybody has a take. Everybody is deploring, threatening, scribbling cringeworthy hagiographies, lowering flags to half mast, offering up thoughts and prayers. Charlie Kirk got what he deserved. He got what he’d already said he’d be willing to accept, if not endorse, as collateral damage in pursuit of a what he considered to be a vigorous and necessary defense of the second amendment.
The Kirk Circus
Everybody has a take. Everybody is deploring, threatening, scribbling cringeworthy hagiographies, lowering flags to half mast, offering up thoughts and prayers. Charlie Kirk got what he deserved. He got what he’d already said he’d be willing to accept, if not endorse, as collateral…
12.09.2025 16:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
La fanciulla del West
La fanciulla del West
10.09.2025 16:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trumpism’s Unspoken Antecedents
Joachim von Ribbentrop for foreign policyThe East India Company for economic policyJoseph Stalin for scientific policyThe Taliban for social policyThe Spanish Inquisition for jurisprudenceLouis XIV of France for taxationThe Eastern Roman Empire for internal staffing and administration
Trumpism’s Unspoken Antecedents
Joachim von Ribbentrop for foreign policyThe East India Company for economic policyJoseph Stalin for scientific policyThe Taliban for social policyThe Spanish Inquisition for jurisprudenceLouis XIV of France for taxationThe Eastern Roman Empire for internal staffing…
08.09.2025 16:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's not just you
24.07.2025 13:32 — 👍 65 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
/2 And now we can watch the Trump administration steadily humiliate and degrade them according to WC Fields’ precept “it’s morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.”
24.07.2025 03:54 — 👍 696 🔁 56 💬 8 📌 1
Unbidden Bits—July 7, 2025
Me: But who’ll pick our fruits and vegetables? Republicans: We don’t eat fruits and vegetables. Me: But who’ll work in our slaughterhouses and meat packing plants? Republicans: We only eat what we kill. Me: Soylent Green, then?
Unbidden Bits—July 7, 2025
Me: But who’ll pick our fruits and vegetables? Republicans: We don’t eat fruits and vegetables. Me: But who’ll work in our slaughterhouses and meat packing plants? Republicans: We only eat what we kill. Me: Soylent Green, then?
07.07.2025 21:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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