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@christreated.bsky.social

Delivering the groceries at 138 beats per minute

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That Maxey block, tho. And Edgecombe, Jesus. Basketball rules.

05.12.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My beloved Philadelphia 76ers are, for once, pleasing me.

05.12.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cursed thought: a melancholy, acoustic cover of "Lump" in a trailer for the latest Joker movie.

04.12.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re seeing it more and more

04.12.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s never been properly explained to me what the deal is with the coffin in that video.

04.12.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Got the song "Lump" by the Presidents of the United States of America stuck in my head. Anybody know a good lobotomy guy?

04.12.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I futz around with it, in any case. Terribly, but I don’t think being good is the point anyway.

04.12.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha, that album cover was my avi on the bad site for a dozen years before fuckbag took over and I scrammed.

04.12.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, that’s about the size of it. Turns out Jimmy was right in the end.

04.12.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Iβ€˜ve had a slightly unhappy Jimmy Butler before! Back in the day when everybody was wearing ninja headbands. Remember that? What a time to be alive.

04.12.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nick J Mascis, I’m sorry Giannis kerploded. Signed, a fan of Joel "Kerplosion" Embiid.

04.12.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The best onion headline is holy shit man walks on fucking moon

04.12.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have an autographed photo of Warren Spahn inscribed "Best Warren Wishes". He got distracted by his handler after "Best" and started with his name, then went "oh shit, I’ll fix it"

04.12.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a girlfriend who liked sexytime scored by them, so I am going to have to disagree there.

03.12.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shit is my #1 but I’ve always thought it was #2?

03.12.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Crappenham Crapspur

02.12.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alex Chilton
The Sonics
MotΓΆrhead (no, wait, they canceled an hour before)
The Monkees
Wayne Kramer

28.11.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Butthole eaten at lions tailgate

Butthole eaten at lions tailgate

Happy Thanksgiving

27.11.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently I missed a "follow back" at some point. I hope @ttexed.bsky.social will forgive my oversight. We’re all square now.

27.11.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This shirt is older than many users of this website. While the printing is faded, the collar is still holding up. Fruit of the loom makes a quality product.

27.11.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I like that one the better of the two, which is no slight on the slobs. Next we’ll spin the chrome cranks, even though they split for the rotten apple early on. Carpetbaggers.

27.11.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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These are 90’s Cincy punx but I feel as if the spirit is still the same. Very anti-Marge Schott vibes.

27.11.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The thrown ups music has much to tell us about ourselves and our world

27.11.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Thrown Ups - Eat My Dump
YouTube video by distantyahoo The Thrown Ups - Eat My Dump

youtu.be/ytT_H4xqs2s?...

27.11.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

4 and you’ve got a deal

27.11.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol that Anderson deal was bruuuutal

27.11.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is this because that rookie requested off for Thanksgiving, @bencollins.bsky.social ?

27.11.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like wild in the streets, for instance.

26.11.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I gave this 90 seconds thought so I’m probably missing scads of good ones

26.11.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The definitive side 1, track 1 rankings:
search and destroy
i wanna destroy you
freak scene
my war
teenage riot
maggot brain

26.11.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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