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HomoJojo

@hawkeyeguy85.bsky.social

I was once on a Canadian Reality T.V. show. For like 15 total seconds. I’m kinda famous.

30 Followers  |  25 Following  |  41 Posts  |  Joined: 08.08.2023  |  1.5583

Latest posts by hawkeyeguy85.bsky.social on Bluesky

We are a famously quiet, temperate people.

11.01.2026 05:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who hates Iowa?
The team that always loses to Iowa.

25.10.2025 22:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope flying the L Flag cursed the clubhouse for a century.

18.10.2025 03:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is straight-up Iowa p0rn you have no idea.

11.10.2025 23:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So many of the PSU fans I follow on here are lovely, lovely people.

But I hate your fan base and I love every second of this football season for it.

11.10.2025 22:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I went to my first ever MLB playoff game tonight. It was awesome. #GoCubsGo

09.10.2025 03:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The flip combo is even better in my opinion…the crunch of the Oreo in a PB cup is perfect

12.09.2025 05:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This one gets a chin stroke… 🤔

11.09.2025 21:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stuck in my head for some reason.

11.09.2025 21:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Death Cab For Cutie

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You can deck out a lie in a suit, but I won't buy it
I won't join in the procession that's speaking their piece
Using five-dollar words while praising his integrity
And just 'cause he's gone, it doesn't change the fact
He was a bastard in life; thus, a bastard in death, yeah

11.09.2025 21:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

God damn I love New Orleans.

27.08.2025 17:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just chillin’ with JB nbd

22.08.2025 01:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The cursed site is super fun and hilarious rn and so I came here expecting to continue the party and have seen half a dozen posts saying things like “this is clearly fake” or “I don’t have the mental capacity” blah blah blah.

The other site might be evil but this one is pretentious garbage.

05.06.2025 20:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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While texting with my mother yesterday she sent me some pictures of her lawn and she got mad at me for asking why her decorative frog had a vagina on its back

12.05.2025 18:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Resolution introduced in Iowa Senate to end same-sex marriage DES MOINES, Iowa (KWWL) - A resolution was introduced in the Iowa Senate Wednesday that asks the U.S. Supreme Court to reverse a ruling that guarantees the right to same-sex

I will never go back home. Fuck that entire state.

www.kwwl.com/news/top-sto...

08.05.2025 13:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m sorry, I don’t even like Arrietty but she destroyed Kori in that lip synch idc idc

12.04.2025 02:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry Hawks, I turned the game on just in time to see that OU run. I’ll turn the channel.

24.03.2025 20:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Am I the only person 30+ who hasn’t ever had a regular doctor?

19.03.2025 16:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was raised a weird off-shoot Pentecostal. Shit’s hard to get out of. Only ever been around your parts because the main convention center is there.

22.02.2025 02:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It hasn’t even been a day and I already miss Carolyn being on my tv

21.02.2025 19:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m a big enough of a Big Brother fan that it’s the theme of my upcoming 40th…

…but I don’t know if I’ve ever had more fun watching a reality competition show as I’m having currently viewing The Traitors.

21.02.2025 04:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The world may suck but women’s basketball certainly doesn’t.

14.02.2025 04:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck you, Nebraska…now and for all time. Remember how you thought you’d own the B1G? So, so precious.

30.11.2024 03:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Iowa football is so fucking boring and pointless.

30.11.2024 02:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We eloped.

18.11.2024 04:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need to start being more active here

07.11.2024 04:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I heard y’all have some food up there?

12.01.2024 04:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hope you all had a lovey Hanukkah

15.12.2023 05:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s going to be relatively warm this weekend so I’m thinking it’s probably time to put up the Valentine’s Day decorations.

08.11.2023 22:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My phone now predicts JBPdSLSD.

#chicagothings

05.11.2023 21:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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