Adam J.

They’re the first people you looked for in the files?

I’ve had two shots at the Ryman derailed last minute by work — that simply must change and soon. Been blessed enough to visit Red Rocks multiple times, but never a CFB stadium in the Rockies. I’m guessing they’re universally breathtaking.

GOOD TWEET

i have an NBA trade deadline joke, here ya go:

it bothers me that the Knicks haven't been able to acquire a rim protector when Nick Richards was traded for a mere coffee!

this was my NBA trade deadline joke! have a good one

Fran’s defenses were routinely ranked in the Top 25 of the Big Ten.

Walreese

You’re telling me the plural of walrus isn’t “walri”??

H*ck yeah, pardon the swears

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Who’s gonna tell them

What is the point of a game that tips off after Melatonin O'Clock local on a Wednesday night.

I dipped a donut into an energy drink and immediately went into anaphylactic shock

🚨 There are corgis at the Pro Bowl 🚨

Honk-shooing it up and down like a feather as he’s on the canvas

one way you can tell that the consumer economy is totally fucked, at least for the 99 percent, is that there are barely any tv commercials for just, like, things you might want to buy. it's nearly all drugs, prescription and otherwise, and a few lingering car commercials that are all old.

Not surprised. Ramis never worked with him again.

Hope they called it Hi-T

You can't have a hot one on a sheet of ice

Got my first jersey, a Robert Thomas, for Christmas and he's spent the entire time I've had it injured. Not very smooth, @adamj.bsky.social

He’s got an iguana!

Dear ChatGPT, hack my wife's texts and figure out if she's leaving me

Paul George took a hit from Wayne Brady's joint, rookie mistake

Just 24 hours is all I ask.

My official review of K-Pop Demon Hunters: That was very cute and fun.

I didn't say I *passed* more than five.

Wait this is about a post with six (6) quotes, it is nonsense outside of context, a smarter person would probably just delete it. Ah well

I actually took more than five classes in college, guess I'm built different.

Because everyone would just automatically go Jacksons? I get that.

An open mic bar in Northwest Indiana called Gary-Oke.

RIP 💔