Adam J.

I’d like to add, if I may, Bore-ioles

Good tweet

Okay but hear me out: Mrs. Met the teacher day

There is… another.

I mean I’m also going to learn as few names as possible, nothing about football is, like, actually important

There are so many better ways to spend a fall weekend than in a fucking press box

Not having to care about football anymore >>>>>

Multiple shots that just begged for a big screen

The original told us exactly how much thought needs to be put into these movies: enough to make them rip and no more

Watched Prey again this weekend, still an absolute banger

Lemon, it’s Monday.

Extremely good shit

Hoodie weather soon cometh.

Her name’s not Dominique Mashorta.

Common mistake, but I’m actually former Internet personality Adam J.

But you tell voters that and it’s too much truth for them

Mahalo.

Evidently I will not be on the ballot for Cooperstown this year. God works in mysterious ways I suppose!

Just remembered Chris Duhon.

The head coach says they’re not even close to game-ready, hard not to panic

This is Poppy, a very dignified lady who stopped by.

As a Midwesterner, I never once thought 6’1” was #significant until I moved to a neighborhood of Koreans and Central Americans in Chicago and became the local Godzilla

Iowa Nursing Home beat the Cyclones 5-0 in 1893

Oh god it's Donkey Kong

Hammy birthday!

Stealing headlight eyelashes from old Dodge Neons and putting them on angry-face jeeps

It’s our solemn duty as BlueSky users to forward this information to as many venture capitalists as possible. You know, honesty and transparency and whatnot.

Oh no venture capital’s gonna hate BlueSky oh no oh no

Over lunch today: bsky.app/profile/adam...

It has opened up so many opportunities to me, none more valuable than 90 days free of LinkedIn Pro!