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So....the Fourth Reich?

Trans girls would find themself in a jigsaw trap before starting voice training i swear

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The last Haste content update is here! 🏃‍♂️💨

The About Time Update:
🕰️ Time Trials
🌰 Weeboh behaviour update

A photo of Noah Feldman beside A quite with the ABC News logo “If we cannot impeach a president who abuses his office fir his personal advantage, we no longer live in a democracy — we live in a monarchy, or we live under a dictator.@ Noah Feldman, Harvard Law School

There has to be an investigation into the many individuals who committed heinous crimes alongside Epstein.

There should be a special prosecutor, or a congressional investigation, that looks into the crimes and the ongoing cover-up. It has to happen.

Funeral Canceled Due To Runaway Corpse

Funeral Canceled Due To Runaway Corpse

A screenshot of The Simpsons showing Lisa Simpson looking down with a blank, open-mouthed expression.

Me: *walks into cafe*
Other customer: "HEY LOOK! I'm in the Epstein files :D"
Me:

February 3, 1984

42 Years Ago Today: February 3, 1984 Front Page

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are laying down, with Blue flopped over Green, who is still awake. Blue is sound asleep. Green: Goodnight. Green looks uncomfortable as Blue begins to radiate heat. Green: Eeeugh. How are you this warm? In vain, Green tries to wiggle himself free, but Blue, laying solidly on top of him, neither moves nor wakes up. Green: Hnnngyäääh! Green gives up, while Blue, still peacefully asleep, only continues to glow hotter. Green: How can you sleep comfortably in a puddle of my sweat?

a black cat laying on a sweatshirt that says “welcome to the void,” available at weirdlilguys.com

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Could you resist?

ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers

ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers https://theonion.com/ice-opens-new-supermax-detention-center-for-most-harden-1827838332/

if i walk around a lot while talking to you on the phone, that's my equivalent of a dog wagging its tail

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

why are you blue?

A post from my TH about some lost designs.

Long story short, someone I called a close friend has been reselling designs from me that they aren't allowed to resell. I've been trying to get these designs back but I was not able to track them after they blocked me.

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Vance and Trump learned from Renee Good’s murder and have pushed their messaging toward fraud in Minnesota and Tim Walz being the “real reason” for the protests, avoiding saying much about Alex Pretti.

Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem have continued lying straight to our face.

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a bit suggestive so move along if you dont wanna read, but I fucking adore my long distance girlfriends, im going down to see one of them and was half flirting half joking with her.

and suddenly shes told me that shes gonna make me wear a leash out in public and I nearly fainted on the spot

one time, my girlfriend kissed me to stop me from talking about asynchronous programming

WHAT CANT THIS BE ME 💔

peak

Bonus Sledge being FUCKING ADORABLE i died.

Panel 1: A guy is walking through a park. He's wearing a yellow cap backwards, purple puffy coat, and orange sweater with vertical stripes. He has brown hair poking through the back of the cap. He's saying "HAHA! So, funny story. When I was a kid ..." Panel 2: He raises his hand to continue to speaking to someone next to him, and maintains a happy smile as he says "Open Brackets Most Traumatic Shit I've Ever Heard Close Brackets". Panel 3: Shen, who was walking next to him with a red coat on top of his usual yellow hoodie, looks forward, stunned and wide-eyed. Panel 4: Shen, still wide-eyed, puts his hand on his shoulder as the first guy continues to smile innocently.

“I trust my immune system. I don’t need a vaccine.”

Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it.

Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.