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I like the Olivia Olson version better. There, I said it.

A photo of a black and white cat curled up into a garish pink muppet fur pillow while it sleeps and dreams of eating plastic (he eats plastic)

I'm trying to figure this out again. Forgive my silence. Here is a v sweet cat

I had a dream last night that somehow Obama came back to give us all free healthcare. Like he burst into congress, slapped everyone with a bill and said "ITS OVER!"

It is the single most adult dream I've ever had and my inner child is laughing at me and calling me old.

Found you!

Anyway. Only thing I regret is not asking if anyone needed an invite code. HMU if you need them.

So I nope octopus tf out of that site. And Ecchs logs me out.

I'm free.

I close the app. I delete it.

I'll scrub my preferences and certificates on all the other places

But it's over

And I got my hat.

And I'm not ready for food but I wanted to see if I could push through the sick so all that's being digested right now are my meds and haha best thing is my meds fucking WORK when I take them. So my brain is at like neurospice level S+

I am the hyper focus. The hyper focus is me. 🧘‍♀️

With the same fervor I would NOPE myself away from creepers that would message my 11-13 year old self on AIM randomly asking to meet me IRL or who otherwise had no reason to be chatting up a middle school aged girl on AO-FUCKING-L?!

I digress. I'ma do that a lot today because I'm sick

Location I go with a generic "Terra Firma". Then I see my birthday. I tap in and contemplate scrubbing that but don't really care enough so I set it to private.

Ecchs wants to redirect me to a site I do not trust. I should have screen shot in retrospect. It was very plain text. It wanted data.

ADHD brain tangent aside, I'm scrubbing my profile, cutting the bio to the clipboard for some reason like I want a record of how I identified myself to others at this point in my life. Maybe I'll compare it when I write another for this Bluesky thing. Anyway-

I'm almost in the clear. Location!

-another goodbye (god this app is clunky I'm writing a bug report in my head bc I should be at work but I called out sick and the warm blankets and Pokémon are soothing to my soul. Fuck I might even play some animal crossing today...

Anyway, I thought, huh let me clean up my house.

Pinned that post. Fuck yeah it's the first last and everything.

Then tapped into my profile images. Immediately replaced icon and background with the one photo Ecchs still had access to (aforementioned beaniesnap)

Then changed my name for -

(Is this how I thread? Mea culpa in advance but anyway!)

Denied more access to that info so I took the dormcore classic blurry+cozy+logobeanieskankin snap and should have in retrospect said "see you space cowboys" but my pop culture brain wasn't all there, it's also in adhd mode watchin' VCG finals

Just deleted the app that I can no longer lose my energy to and somehow got out of it with everything *and* my hat.

Began by making the final tweet (yes a goddamn TWEET I miss the bird app!)

Anyway, was prompted to reallow ecchs to access my photos! Said hello no and added a quick blurry photo...

Every time I see a Tera Steel I just kinda instinctively think "oh, Silvally! Or wait is that Type:Null?"

Nah just Hisuian Arcanine with an axe tiara.

I suppose I'll want this to be again a place for thoughts of mine that I just want to shout into a somewhat public square.

Also I wanna shitpost about Pokémon...

How does one begin this again...