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The serious account is moodsalem@bsky.social, this is where I am combative and shitposty. promise you Humor, News, Commentary, Culture, Fashion, Memes, and no BS political opinions.

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From Reform-Lite to Reform-Plus Do you remember the lies Keir Starmer told to secure Labour's leadership? Under pledge six, 'Defend immigrants' rights', among other things ...

"Starmer, Mahmood, and McSweeney are testing to destruction the idea that stealing the far right's clothes will win them far right votes. They are about to be disappointed."

18.11.2025 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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A massive Cloudflare outage is affecting X, ChatGPT, and even Downdetector What isn’t offline right now?

A massive Cloudflare outage is affecting X, ChatGPT, and even Downdetector

18.11.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 161    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 36

Every time I heard "how can the world allow something like the holocaust to happen", I am like: but the world didn't.

The world was occupied by White western powers. We had no say in this at all.

This was all white people.

They allowed it to happen.

They are the only ones who did.

15.01.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Genius: one smart person
Scenius: a scene of geniuses
Me: loudly suggesting, β€œhave we tried turning it on and off again?”

14.01.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 640    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 4

Now Chinese elementary age children are on Rednote asking for help with their English assignments.

Straight comedy!!!!!

14.01.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4774    πŸ” 274    πŸ’¬ 101    πŸ“Œ 22

Every time I heard "how can the world allow something like the holocaust to happen", I am like: but the world didn't.

The world was occupied by White western powers. We had no say in this at all.

This was all white people.

They allowed it to happen.

They are the only ones who did.

15.01.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fair.

15.01.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Other things only white people did & instead project on all of us:

1) Being complicit in the holocaust as it was happening: No one else would burn people alive in ovens.

2) The "Great Replacement project": Literally the origin stories of USA, CANADA, AUSTRALIA & ISRAEL.

15.01.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi:

Anti-semitism is a white invention.

The Holocaust is something only white people can do.

Ashkenazi Jews needed a "safe homeland" away from European/western countries.

Western countries calling the non-white world anti-semitic is like Bill Cosby condemning someone of verbal sexual harassment.

15.01.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do you think they believe it to be true? Why do you assign to stupidity what can be attributed to malice?

15.01.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

True. But white people also believe the propaganda as if it’s actually true and not a screen (a shitty one, mind you, to anyone else) for the real intent. Which was the point. Israel thinks everyone is fucking dumb as shit, not *just* Palestinians/Arabs. And they are cause they fall for it.

15.01.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am sorry, but neither palestinian or arabs believed them for a second. That was all white people, who are not stupid. THEY SUPPORTED A GENOCIDE FOR A YEAR. That is not them being stupid or fooled. That's white people being on brand.

15.01.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m so confused TikTok video by Jamila Bell

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www.tiktok.com/@_iamjamila/...

15.01.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

You know. It’s not just Palestinians/Arabs who these people think are stupid: they think you’re all stupid too. Because you fall for this shit over and over and over again…

14.01.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The Phenomenon of western women who seek a romantic relationship with men in Gaza in exchange for helping them during the genocide has been breathtaking in its audacity & exploitetivness.

And the posts those white predatory women make after, about the drama of their under-sieged love affair. PUKE!

15.01.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Syrians will not participate in the reconstruction of Los Angeles until we’re sure that minorities in America are safe under the new US administration.

15.01.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi " if you think Kamala is bad on Ghaza wait till you see what Trump will do" crowd:

Guess who is no longer the "Lesser of two evils"?

YOU GUYS!!!

14.01.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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People never read the chapter about how the revolution goes for the actual revolutionaries

15.01.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Blinken is a deeply unserious person. He will be saying we are waiting on Hamas to accept the terms long after it’s already been signed. He is just a straight up liar.

14.01.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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If you took the most vulgar, simplistic analysis from the very beginning β€” that Netanyahu was intent on genocide and would pursue it until he was forced to stop by the U.S. β€” you’d have been precisely correct.

14.01.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 187    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

You think if Democratic leadership knew that losing the election might lead to a ceasefire in Gaza, then maybe they would have fought harder to win?

All them Arab Children NO LONGER getting burned alive... must turn their stomachs.

15.01.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Behind the scenes, the company was also quietly dismantling a system to prevent the spread of misinformation. When the company announced on Jan. 7 that it would end its fact-checking partnerships, the company also instructed teams responsible for ranking content in the company’s apps to stop penalizing misinformation, according to sources and an internal document obtained by Platformer.

The result is that the sort of viral hoaxes that ran roughshod over the platform during the 2016 US presidential election β€” β€œPope Francis endorses Trump,” Pizzagate, and all the rest β€” are now just as eligible for free amplification on Facebook, Instagram, and Threads as true stories.

Behind the scenes, the company was also quietly dismantling a system to prevent the spread of misinformation. When the company announced on Jan. 7 that it would end its fact-checking partnerships, the company also instructed teams responsible for ranking content in the company’s apps to stop penalizing misinformation, according to sources and an internal document obtained by Platformer. The result is that the sort of viral hoaxes that ran roughshod over the platform during the 2016 US presidential election β€” β€œPope Francis endorses Trump,” Pizzagate, and all the rest β€” are now just as eligible for free amplification on Facebook, Instagram, and Threads as true stories.

NEW: Meta has quietly dismantled the system that prevented misinformation from spreading in the United States. Machine-learning classifiers that once identified viral hoaxes and limited their reach have now been switched off, Platformer has learned www.platformer.news/meta-ends-mi...

15.01.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 26175    πŸ” 9347    πŸ’¬ 1375    πŸ“Œ 971
All Falls Apart
YouTube video by Boris - Topic All Falls Apart

Whoa, where did this come from

#boris

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCGP...

05.12.2024 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

However, one of the apps features is that it allows you to learn how to play, as well as play, spades. Only Spades. No other card game.

I am very confused by this. Is it that popular amongst America's black community, to warrant a launching feature? Is this a selling point to the apps audience?

04.12.2024 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Spill A visual conversation at the speed of culture

Did any of you know that there is a black-owned Twitter Alternative, called Spill? www.spill.com

Or that Black Twitter started moving there, but were overshadowed by Bluesky?

God I hope that plan doesn't work, or works perfectly, so I can delete all other apps and keep spill.

04.12.2024 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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UnitedHealth says Change Healthcare cyberattack cost it $872 million The $872 million most likely excludes any amount UnitedHealth may have paid to hackers in ransom.

A friend just informed me that United Healthcare's been making large crypto payments to ransomeware gangs all year, gotta wonder if that's related to it's CEO getting assassinated

04.12.2024 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1524    πŸ” 461    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 182

- Besides being a Men's Rights pres, he is also accused of being susceptible into Shamanism, a sensitive topic for South Korea's politics.

- He has a model wife that does photo-ops that copy famous photos women historical figures, down to Jackie O's dress. She also faked her resume, bigly.

2/3

04.12.2024 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun Facts about President Yoon:

- He ran & won on abolishing the Ministry of Gender equality & Family for daring to propose a law that updated the legal 70 year old definition of sexual assaults.

- He actually abolished the ministry.

1/3

04.12.2024 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So let's play the Korean President Fates Bingo:

What will happen to this current one?

Escape? Exile? Assassination? Suicide? Or Jail?

04.12.2024 10:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Previous South Korean Pres fates:
Rhee: Fled the country
Chung-Hee: Assassinated
Doo-Hwan: Exiled
Tae-Woo: Sentenced to death, then jailed.
Young-Sam: Jailed
Dae-Jung: Accused of working for North Korea.
Moo-Hyuan: Committed Suicide
Myung-Bak: Jailed
Geun-Hye: Jailed
That leaves only Moon & Jae.

04.12.2024 10:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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