03.06.2025 19:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So, a Tu-95, Tu-22M, and A-50 walk into a bar and glance at the cocktail menu, all named after famous disasters...

The bartender drones on, “Look like you’ve already had the Kamikaze.”

#SlavaUkraini

03.06.2025 00:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

1) Are we supposed to drink before looking at the massive declines in our retirement portfolios or after? 2) What pairs well sad tears? I'm thinking gin?

04.03.2025 18:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When yellow decays into a rotten shade of orange, don't think it's any less cowardly; it's just had the time to spread its putrid, gutless stain from the belly all the way up to the face for the whole world to see.

28.02.2025 18:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.

16.01.2025 18:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0