Everett Myshkin

How to Hibernate.

Scanned by us from the 1952 book Animal Fair, by the Provensens.

It’s time.

Does he even have his license?

8:3 is more specific:
"The river shall swarm with frogs; they shall come up into your palace, into your bedchamber and your bed, and into the houses of your officials and of your people, and into your ovens and your kneading bowls."

That show has actually been banned by private ice road operators (like to access remote mines) because it made them look reckless and unprofessional. With the right safety protocols ice road trucking isn't especially dangerous, but then it's also not very interesting

I usually get my hair cut at the same place and always get assigned this old Italian man

This time after I was done he handed me his manifesto, which was several pages on the profession of cutting hair

It was weird, but good for him

I would write you all professional recommendations about how you are such good boys/girls/enbys/creatures

A nice meadow to lie down in

An airport tarmac, with a moose in the distance

My flight is delayed because there is a moose on the runway

Scissor locks, a common workplace safety device to insure that people don't start up heavy machinery while it is being worked on. They sort of look kinky out of context

Someone forgot to draw scissor locks

Every interaction with the municipality could require you to visit two separate government offices 1000km apart from each other.

Sometimes I have evil bureaucrat fantasies

He could merge them into a single impossible municipality

he is running for mayor despite not living in Auckland AND running for mayor of Christchurch

Goose Bay

*syd, sorry

I used to be a bike mechanic so I made sure to provide lots of references because small inaccuracies would bother me. Sid pretty much nailed it on the first draft of the sketch!

This was such a fun commission!

Digital furry art. Coyote Cantio is in bed under the covers saying "bro. bed time bro. come to bed bro. come snuggle bro. time to go to sleep bro." #furry #furryart

it's snuggle time bro

rude

That's concerning. Is the notice actually soliciting public comment or is it just a notice?

YouTube video by Mostly Simpsons The Simpsons - Die Bart Die (English)

youtu.be/gaXigSu72A4

An ad for CIBC, a man in a jacket is looking at a llama making a goofy face. The text says "Ambition: New Friends"

I snicker a bit every time I pass this jet-bridge ad for a bank at Toronto-Pearson.

Llamas can't open bank accounts, yet this one has made a friend regardless.

If you've got all that water in there you'd want to use something that floats

A concrete bunker, with sloped sides covered in vegetation. You can see dirt bike tracks on it

Fun fact: the first nuclear weapons bunker in Canada is now primarily used for jumping dirt bikes

Unfortunately while they are small now they would very quickly get bigger then my landlord allows

Yes

A scruffy husky puppy, on a lap, on a plane

Coming back from a small remote community in after some work stuff. They put some puppies going to a foster home on the flight with us. They were well behaved so pilots said they could sit on our laps in flight

Rocks, trees, and lakes. Taken from the window of a plane

Labrador

A Canadian fighter jet (the internet says it's a CF-101 Voodoo) with the head of a lynx painted on the body. Over the wings it said "the lynx squadron"

It says "the lynx squadron"

A fighter jet might be a bit overkill if youe sole enemy is a snowshoe hare

Fall here only lasts a few weeks before winter kicks down the door, but it's really cozy while it lasts

A lake surrounded by trees

Last hike of summer