Drew VanderPloeg

Gonna have to take the hand hand brake off of the full backs to do it. You can’t create numerical overloads in attack with 2-3 players.

That half felt a lot like Vlatko from 2023

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Gettin dusty

Fuckin Marta man

Generally you don’t want your defenders being noteworthy.

The shift she put in at RB for the USWNT in KC was absurd.

Argentinians Brazilians
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Remonstrating to referees

Anyone who isn’t as concerned as I am that Tim Ream will be starting games next summer needs to watch this match.

Truly gruesome

I’m getting Sporting KC PTSD

here we go

Bbbbbbut I was told this is what capitalism is supposed to fix.

You need something with the appropriate inertia, density is important. I’m thinking we may have to go burrito.

Micky saw that goal Sonny got the Puskas for and said bet.

Arman is trying to take my mantle of cold take posting I see.

He’s so disenfranchised at this point he’s boycotted watching them in protest.

My best friend is a lifetime Cowboys fan and I can confirm this is an accurate statement.

The circadian rhythms have been telling me to sleep for a good half hour already.

Laura should ask ChatGPT about it.

It hasn’t gotten better for him since.

The 4 hosting teams all have (relative)control of their venues and none have prior events scheduled Nov 7-9. This shouldn’t be hard.

And that’s without even addressing the fact that I’m not even sure what the alternative option is that they’re kvetching about. John Tolkin? Kristoffer Lund? Seems like the dumbest thing to get mad online about.

Because Carl Cheffers

I was told the Chiefs get all the calls

a man in a suit and tie says you gotta pump those numbers up Alt: a man in a suit and tie says you gotta pump those numbers up

Claire saw Caicedo vs Spurs yesterday and was like: