#SpookySeason
#Halloween is near
@dontmatter76.bsky.social
#SpookySeason
#Halloween is near
I hope this is the only thing his name is ever known for for the rest of civilization.
02.10.2025 23:58 β π 41 π 21 π¬ 2 π 0Never
01.10.2025 05:50 β π 63 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0The gaslighting is wild. THEY control the White House, the House, and the Senateβyet always find a way to blame Democrats for their mess.
The so-called β$1.5 trillion wish listβ is about protecting health care, food assistance, and housing. (1/2)
This Friday 9am the witch-hunt continues....
Isaac Herzog, a man the UN says is complicit in genocide, was welcomed to Downing Street last week for tea.
Mo Chara, meanwhile, who has spoken against genocide across the world, they allege is a terrorist.
We will not be silent.
Fuck Keir Starmer.
Homer bushes meme dropping streaming platforms and taking up piracy
In conclusion
20.09.2025 22:16 β π 1435 π 407 π¬ 29 π 22the best part is how all the guinea pigs get to ride to work together in a wheelbarrow
20.09.2025 21:44 β π 102 π 35 π¬ 3 π 0The truth hurts: Kash Patel is the least qualified FBI Director in history. On his watch, white supremacists run free, qualified staff are pushed out, and he refuses to even name right-wing extremism as the top threat. I have ZERO confidence in him to keep Americans safe.
17.09.2025 21:33 β π 5388 π 1230 π¬ 222 π 92They cry βfree speechβ when itβs hate, violence, and lies. But the second we tell the truth or call them out, suddenly weβve gone too far. That, my friends, is what you call selective outrage.
17.09.2025 02:11 β π 15270 π 4374 π¬ 385 π 173π€£ππ€£ #Thor π€£
16.09.2025 19:41 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1Voting is the foundation of our democracy and the freedom that safeguards all others.
On National Voter Registration Day, let us honor the legacy of those who sacrificed so much to secure it. Register to vote or check your registration at IWillVote.com.
Robert Redford on the phone, plus Dustin Hoffman. From All the Presidentβs Men
When journalism was cool. And risked everything to challenge power.
16.09.2025 16:18 β π 13616 π 3164 π¬ 356 π 211As the TrueRef library continues to grow so does our need to keep our prices up to date and a reflection of what we've added to our service.
Is what I'd say if I just raised the prices of all our packs, but I didn't. Instead I lowered them!
trueref.io
A bright yellow Discordian broadside styled like an old proclamation. Top text in bold: βPROCLAMATION! EMPEROR NORTON β LIVE LIKE HIMβ At the center is a vintage woodcut portrait of Emperor Norton I, the self-declared Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico (a beloved 19th-century eccentric from San Francisco). Left column text: A short biography of Norton, highlighting his eccentric proclamations, his private currency, being fed for free in restaurants, his stance against anti-Chinese violence, and how tens of thousands attended his funeral. Several quotes about Norton from Lao Tze, Lincoln, Fields, and others are sprinkled in. Right side: An absurd collage with the Sacred Chao symbol, Uncle Samβs face making a peace sign, and the phrase βHEMLOCK? I NEVER TOUCH THE STUFF.β Footer: Notes about publication by the POEE Head Temple in San Francisco, 1982, βBUREFLUX,β and Discordian Society branding. Text at the bottom proclaims: βOFFICIAL DISCORDIAN SOCIETY β HAIL ERIS.β The entire poster playfully elevates Emperor Norton as a proto-Discordian saint, urging readers to emulate his whimsical defiance of convention. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
16.09.2025 03:47 β π 30 π 15 π¬ 2 π 1Fuck yeah ! May he rot with ghandi
16.09.2025 01:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Some personal news:
I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting.
Thread incoming.
substack.com/@karenattiah...
"Have empathy for Charlie Kirk," they scold, before threatening to line us all up against the wall.
15.09.2025 04:03 β π 37 π 10 π¬ 0 π 1βPracticing Politics the Right Way:
A Jacket and Tie Helps.β
Ezra Klein
Donald Trump: βsmart people donβt like meβ
14.09.2025 17:58 β π 2384 π 640 π¬ 425 π 286RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
14.09.2025 18:00 β π 2860 π 409 π¬ 68 π 29Fuck a duck
Screw a pigeon
Go to hell and get religion
Appalachian boysβ playground chant from my childhood. Iβve come to imagine it meant they were wise to the preachers.
With a Chicago Pope in the Vatican, we have a once in a Millenia opportunity to leave the Gregorian calendar for the Chicagoan calendar, anchoring our dates on March 4, 1837
BC: Before Chicago
AD: After Deepdish
For the more secular minded, we can use:
BCE: Before Chicago Era
CE: Chicago Era
Nancy Mace tweet: Time to bring back the death penalty superimposed on an image of Mr. Burns tenting his fingers as he talks to a crowd
Smithers whispers in Mr. Burns's ear
Mr. Burns pushes Smithers away
Nancy Mace tweet: We truly belive if Tyler Robinson had ever sat down across from Charlie, the great debater, the man of faith and grace he was Tyler wouldn't have pulled the trigger superimposed on an image of a chastened Mr. Burns speaking to the crowd about a different subject
12.09.2025 20:12 β π 20769 π 6512 π¬ 230 π 198Who woulda thought that doing the actual hard work paid off this week. I can finally step into this weekend like:
12.09.2025 12:35 β π 59 π 9 π¬ 3 π 2