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@drkramer.bsky.social

i am the assman he / him

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when i was a little lad i wanted to be max caulfield. i still want to be max caulfield she was so cool

15.02.2026 07:12 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

i’m sick but i just ripped a nasty fart and it smelled like death so at least i know i don’t have covid

08.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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06.02.2026 01:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

me too twin 💔

05.02.2026 05:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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STEVE-O COME BACK. STEVE-O THERE IS WEEN NEWS

04.02.2026 00:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

thank you hockey jesus for this stadium series

02.02.2026 02:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i’m ahead of the game

24.01.2026 01:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i use mine as paperweights

24.01.2026 00:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

jesus and i were having a swimming contest and that fucker totally cheated

23.01.2026 11:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YesssmeToo!!! what’s hisname.. Jonathan… No.. Jordan Binnington! Yes! Chicago Blackhawks Legend Jordan Binnington!

20.01.2026 18:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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spencer knight shutout on toews return

20.01.2026 04:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

comeon man

20.01.2026 04:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i like the part where ned killed bob

20.01.2026 03:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

jonathanvtoews 😭😭😭😭😭

20.01.2026 03:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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kramer tracks of the week 😛😛😛

19.01.2026 07:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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19.01.2026 01:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ryannjgenthopkins

19.01.2026 01:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

EDMONTONOILERS!!!!!

18.01.2026 06:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

emdmrinton oilers

18.01.2026 03:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

ITS NOT!

16.01.2026 13:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WOULD YOU RATHER.

Eat Poopoo Doodoo straight from the butt

OR

Shower

16.01.2026 06:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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oilers got shutout and now my least favorite person in the world just texted me

16.01.2026 06:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ilya sorokin get out of the fucking way

16.01.2026 03:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bob dylan is crawling around my ear right now and he’s using my earwax as a blanket

13.01.2026 13:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the edmonton oilers are preventing me from watching hamnet

13.01.2026 10:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i love mom jeans but also it feels like he’s becoming more conscious of the way he sings and he’s leaning into it an unreal amount and he’s sounding so stupid

11.01.2026 11:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That makes sensei can’t belp
it

11.01.2026 11:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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jonathan toews goal. jets are really going to finally win tonight

10.01.2026 02:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yesss i love hockey lots and lots of swedes in hockey tuah.

wow do i . i would’ve never thought. 😭😭😭😭 what kind of American things

10.01.2026 01:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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