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@drkramer.bsky.social

i am the assman he / him

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Latest posts by drkramer.bsky.social on Bluesky

tristan jarry hate is no longer allowed after that holy shit

10.10.2025 01:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

stars and that big ass uber eats logo on the side of their helmet is the dumbest looking shit i’ve ever seen 😭😭😭

10.10.2025 00:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon of peter griffin is sitting in a bus ALT: a cartoon of peter griffin is sitting in a bus
09.10.2025 05:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i am so fucking scared right now

09.10.2025 05:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

kill me

09.10.2025 05:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

leon draisaitl i will lick you clean

09.10.2025 05:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

calgary flames more like. calgary lames

09.10.2025 05:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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HOW DID WE NOT SCORE THERE

09.10.2025 04:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

dude.

09.10.2025 04:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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had to go get cat food and i MISSED DRAISAITLS 400TH GOAL

09.10.2025 03:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE NUGE

09.10.2025 02:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DAWG KILL THAT GUY IN THE PANTHERS JERSEY GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

09.10.2025 02:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

who’s this fucker at the oilers game wearing an atlanta braves hat

09.10.2025 02:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yankees are dead and gone

09.10.2025 01:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i would pour this straight down my asshole that sounds so good

09.10.2025 00:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#Need

09.10.2025 00:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that shit looks so good and you can also just get hockey cards at the drive thru. what the fuck. the world is evil and hates me

09.10.2025 00:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

tim hortons would probably fix me

08.10.2025 19:31 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

oh my god wait is that the “if you’re gay and autistic, this is for you” guy

08.10.2025 00:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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08.10.2025 00:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i am scaring away beautiful women by being a fan of the new york mets

08.10.2025 00:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i got this guys don’t worry

07.10.2025 09:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i agree with whatever you mean by this

07.10.2025 06:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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just wait for my next reveal

07.10.2025 05:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

and my dirty ass fucking mirror

07.10.2025 05:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#Win

07.10.2025 05:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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dawg if vientos gets traded i’ll legit blow my head clean off

05.10.2025 11:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

whenever someone asks me what i listen to my mind blanks and i feel like the stupidest person ever

05.10.2025 05:01 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

dawg give that to me now

05.10.2025 00:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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