joey :3

i stand corrected everything was so fucking good

helping with spice club potluck at the library and this month its star anise….. pray for me girls i might kms

ok period!

my big toenail is thick and sturdy and powerful, not unlike the glimmering carapace of an atlas beetle

every time a man gets gyno surgery i feel the physical sensation of a gunshot in my gut

just realized i dont have class today omfg

had a wet dream last night like some kind of 12 year old…. i didnt think that could still happen to me

you hoes are getting hunky boyfriend and pasta dinnur

there was a professional clown at this work event for the youth last night and it turns out she graduated from my high school the same year as me but we never met cause my school had 7000 kids and we gossipped for like an hour it was crazy

derpinaprobably

just got carried off by a turkey vulture cause im only 5’7

i dont like that mustache guy who rants while doing the dishes. youre not a vibe bro

the pyroar in wild zone 17

wildzone 17 is pissing me off so bad omfggg these skarmory will NOT let me catch them and all the earth powers from the pyroar make me black out

i love the way he writes fight scenes its so cinematic

almost done with the third mistborn book and my god this shit is so fucking good

shiny flabebe :D
its orange :/

my lopunny is so fierce with the mach punch/ uturn combo…. need her mega stone bad we gotta get this bitch surged up

breasts on main

woke up to a puddle of drool on my pillow, whole time i was dreaming i was running a tightrope obstacle course while drinking a mangonada and if i dropped it they were gonna kill me

first in line for legendza midnight releases tonight

had a dream i had a tiny little pet lizard and he would sit in my suprasternal notch and sleep while i walked around

pinkpantheress makes me feel like im inside one of those purple see thru gameboys

ok who started the rumor that regrets collect like old friends here to relive your darkest moments

new amber mark album im squirting on the floor

one of my most fervent beliefs is that bell peppers should not be used outside of a cajun/creole context EVERRRR keep that shit away from me

bro how am i gonna locate your musk in a dark room? sissy

when a man shaves his pits its like ok sissy

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