wizardofduh

Slander, agenda, and power scale that's what media is all about

Mom come pick me up, the rave baes are fucking up my algorithm with unc posts

No, Nut November!

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

it's not FOR us

it’s really good when “technology of the future” treats you leaving as if you were leaving a cult

behold my pitch for one extremely cursed dnd campaign

Time to nihilistically spiral into my hoe era

First thing I see after taking a nap is One Piece Manga spoilers

Second thing I see is how my cat destroyed my laundry hamper

Do you think aliens have their own version of fat bear week?

Tried Celsius for the first time
It tasted like day drinking and the crash feels like a gas leak

Saw a student drawing soyjaks of his table neighbors

Kinda sick of seeing "gourmet" cookies that are just oversized, oversugared, and undercooked

My playlist on YouTube has been dreamcore, shoegaze, slow and reverb, and a bunch of other stuff that's got me like:

Bro was born to sing and dance, but forced to 'Hey Louis'.

I hate how drinking a beer before playing Fall Guys is just habit for me

"I am a victim of my own success... The Family Guy... I don't even get a real name... just a cutaway gag."

An AI cannot meaningfully connect, interact, nor adhere to its own words. Therefore, it cannot communicate.

Wait, how come the girl scouts don't sell protein cookies?

I've read hentai that matches the synopsis to Simpsons episodes

once again, it’s hard to believe that a stable genius who filed for bankruptcy at least six times would somehow plunge America into total and absolute chaos but hey, who could have possibly seen that coming

I think the Democratic party hates Zohran on a personal level because he's not a bloodless quant. Dem insiders seem to adore people with self-evidently craven, dull and obsequious personalities. They are flummoxed and angered by someone who has the behaviours and predilections of a normal human.

I'll say this authoritatively: Courage the Cowardly Dog was on Reddit

Nickelodeon shows were louder than Cartoon Network. At least in terms of volume and high pitched screams. I prefer the soft tones of CN.

what I loved about the Minecraft movie is that it kidnaps a c-list coming of age story for something way more entertaining

True dystopia is realizing Jersey Shore looks better than anything we have now

I hope it grips like duct tape

Imagine going through the Purge and seeing a dude with a CPAP machine