Monica Millions

This pout says so much

She’s napping. Wrapped in plastic (pants).

The best thing about millennial women: I get older and they stay the same age (regressed)

giant bear in a Folsom hoodie on my train 💜

Scene of a typical Lovecraftian setting: a small town with a signpost at its entrance reading "WELCOME TO TOTALLY NORMAL FISHING TOWN, NEW ENGLAND. GO AWAY". The town features: some cats, signposted "DO NOT DISOBEY THE CATS"; the 1st Church of Intolerance, whose cemetery has a phone number to report escapes to; a statue of the town founder Walter P. Mayonnaise; a spooky lighthouse signposted "DO NOT ENTER, IT WON'T GO WELL", some coastal caves signposted "CAVES. SERIOUSLY? JUST NO"; a pier signposted "SWIMMERS BEWARE RACIST UNDERCURRENTS"; and exit roads signposted "JUST GETS YOU BACK HERE" and "NOBODY HAS EVER BEEN THIS WAY"

Coming this Thursday night/Friday morning on the @midnightpals.bsky.social podcast, it's HP Lovecraft's turn to tell a story! That means you should prepare for STRANGE GOINGS ON in a SMALL TOWN with a DARK SECRET that is ALMOST CERTAINLY A SQUID

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I’m going to try getting a triangle piercing at the 12-24 month mark

She is a witch, also

Seconding Chinatown over reading terminal. Xi’an and Nan Zhou are great. Bread Top House at 10th and Race is a wonderful Cantonese bakery - the egg custard tarts are my favorite.

For something sweet, my rec is Mango Mango on Cherry (an alley) between 10th and 11th.

In the nursery in a k-hole after doing a bump off these

Me and who and who?

Please check all that apply

Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

I'm mad. Please put in the newspaper that I'm mad.

What’s a bucket list item you wanna make happen next year?

Pork Chop looking smug in the arcade saying "Did ya hear? Dick Cheney is taking the Devil's knot in Hell." from the deathgenerator.com Doug's Big Game generator.

Ok I made a fresh one.

Artwork "Saturn devouring his son" but with a "I consent!" sticker placed on where the dead body's head would be.

transfems really are the doom 1993 of women (you get them on floppy disks thru the mail)

it's only favourite personing if it comes from the bpd region of mental illness, otherwise it's just sparkling obsession

This is me (butch) and disiri (femme), except she’s the one in the terrarium

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

Cougar camouflage

I hope if I ever commit some sort of noble, class conscious crime social media talks about how hot I am

any HDG author whose nervous about drawing a parallel beyween the alfini and colonialism / raceplay is not equipped to explore the concept with the level of nuance it deserves .... and thats ok . u can still write about it. i wont stop you

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Yeah