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Bonkers about fantasy football โšฝ #FPL #UCLFantasy and Bournemouth ๐Ÿ’

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SHE DID IT!! ๐Ÿ†

Huge congratulations to Victoria Mboko!! ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ™ฅ๏ธ๐ŸŽพ

08.08.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 358    ๐Ÿ” 77    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Hehehe

23.07.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hehe deal

23.07.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm afraid you've been duped by an imposter and I can see how that has happened. I'm a Canada-dwelling Ness Monster. You were making agreements with one of my distant cousins.

Great news then! My plan is back on.

23.07.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't recall us agreeing on this. Send me the meeting notes please.

23.07.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've decided that for my tenth season of FPL I'm going to win it

22.07.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So very sorry for your loss. It hurts so much to say goodbye to a beloved pet. Lots and lots of hugs to you.

05.07.2025 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hehe not sure about that but it's a nice idea!

12.01.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now I want cake!!!

06.01.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜…

06.01.2025 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm a 54 year old woman but I'll happily take a bro ๐Ÿ˜…. My teenage daughter bros me too.

06.01.2025 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's my birthday today. Every year I wonder how my life will be on my next birthday. 2024 was not an easy year for me so I'm determined that for my next birthday I'll look back positively!

06.01.2025 12:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like it! And recent Wolves results seem to back this up a bit.

10.12.2024 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hehe same ๐Ÿ˜…

09.12.2024 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Forgot to add #FPL

Hoping this is interesting for others! ๐Ÿ˜Š

09.12.2024 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And now where it gets quite interesting is if we look at goals minus expected goals to see which teams are underperforming/overperforming (both with and without pens).

As a ๐Ÿ’ fan I'm not unhappy to see these numbers.

09.12.2024 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Top 5 for shots on target/90: Liverpool, Man City, Spurs, Chelsea, Bournemouth

Top 5 for goals per shots on target: Brentford, Leicester, Wolves, Chelsea, Brighton

09.12.2024 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Top 5 for shots taken: Man City, Bournemouth, Spurs, Chelsea, Brighton

Top 5 for shots on target: Man City, Spurs, Chelsea, Liverpool, Bournemouth

09.12.2024 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been looking at some Premier League stats today using @fbref.com and thought I'd share some interesting numbers for the season so far.

09.12.2024 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

๐Ÿ˜…

05.12.2024 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know! It so long hehe

04.12.2024 12:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Massive away win for the little fella.

02.12.2024 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57895    ๐Ÿ” 9559    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 581    ๐Ÿ“Œ 368
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I'm having a really lucky season, including Evanilson coming in for Solanke today!

Up to 2262. Never been here before. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

01.12.2024 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had my first ever appointment with a therapist this week and she asked me if I have a community. The example she gave was church.

I thought about it for a moment and then told her all about FPL. You are a community to me! (Some more than others of course.)

Thank you for always being out there.๐Ÿฅฐ

28.11.2024 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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27.11.2024 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Manchester City

26.11.2024 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hehehe that's quite an expression

25.11.2024 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Comedy Gold FC

Comedy Gold FC

A Fabianski clean sheet moves me up higher than I've ever been in all my years of playing FPL!

In gameweek 5 I was 5 million in the world so I never imagined this happening.

25.11.2024 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just accidentally cracked my mum up because she was in the kitchen and heard this:

Keep your shirt on you fool. Why did you take your shirt off...

oh wow is he buff...wow

๐Ÿ˜‚Shirt off= bad for FPL but good for eye candy

24.11.2024 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Old ๐Ÿ˜ž

16.11.2024 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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