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4 panel Garfield parody comic P1: Jon and Garfield. Garfield thinks the immortal words: "I hate Mondays" P2: Jon stares at the Garf P3: Wide panel. Jon leans in toward Not Heathcliffe, gesturing at him with his left hand, and says "why. WHY do you hate Mondays. you are a cat. If anything, *I* should be the one to hate Mondays!" P5: another wide panel, an extreme closeup of The Cat. He thinks: "... Even as someone who doesn't work, I am -- as are we ALL-- beholden to a system thatbos toxic to the human (and feline) condition. A neverending cycle that chews us up and spits us out. I do not hate Mondays, human. I hate what Mondays represent."

mondays am I right

don’t know if i need a hug, a mental health day or to be shot in the head

THE HANGED MAN - Love did me in, brother Coppo. It was love all along...

“whatcha thinking about?”
(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH—)

INSULINDIAN PHASMID - That must be incredibly hard. The arthropods are in silent and meaningless awe of you. Know that we are watching -- when you're tired, when the vision spins out of control. The insects will be looking on. Rooting for you.

Dan Castellaneta angrily shouting these verses lives rent-free in my head like the memories of the lost Lenore

often wonder who would come back to me at the end of the world to tempt me into the LCL

PALEDRIVER - “They are someone's memories. What difference does it make if it's me or not? They're beautiful. That is all that matters. Beautiful and true -- and they will win. They're *coming* for this, you know… All of this.”

Screenshot from Snoopy's wikipedia page showing his first comic appearance in Peanuts on October 4th, 1950

today is Snoopy's 75th anniversary 🥲

i’m sure you’re wondering, “oh wise and beautiful toffee, surely you’ll comment on her gross insane misreading of Hamlet, specifically the character of Ophelia?”

and yes! one day i will comment on this. when the bluesky gods allow essays that will end in screaming and bashing my head again a wall

no i’m being deadly serious i will 100000 times over prefer Gaga with immaculately produced, artsy, techno influenced pop, walking me through sounding out my vowels and consonants than “forgive me it sounds cocky he dickmatized me”

we had disco stick in 2008…

whenever TSwift tries to claim the moniker “the English teacher of pop” i automatically just think “from one wildly unqualified bitch to the other, can i recommend you sit down”

it’s just the same text again run through an online translator but fuck if it didn’t make me cackle first thing this morning

one of my students submitted their work that was half standard then half Egyptian hieroglyphics. kid literally said, actually, CURSE OF RA

Tumblr post from user opthalmotropy - Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about neurodivergent protagonists? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then l've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is— Follow-up tags from: doctorbluesmanreturns #perfect concise summary of why book recommendations need an actual plot summary

at risk of sounding rude every time i hear someone promote a book by saying “it’s gay :)” i have this whole post run through my head repeatedly

insane day. started with our coked out defense secretary calling a room full of generals fat and lazy and it ended with the government shutting down because republicans can’t govern.

monarch mindset for the first day of October

live cringe, die free

got paid

can technically afford the food I want

too anhedonic/sad to go get it

YOU - No one wants to *do* anything with me... no one wants to party with me.

KIM KITSURAGI - “Stay with me!” You feel burning hot tears streaming from your eyes.

YOU - I don't want to be anymore. It hurts.

i sob every time i read flowers for algernon and i sob every time I think of that last line

PS please if you get a chanse put some flowrs on Algernons grave in the bak yard.

“wya?”

right here right fucking here with the simple plea from a simple soul to leave flowers on a mouse’s grave

me: maybe i will have noodles
ed brain: or, instead, you can feel tortured by how effortlessly feminine this cosplayer is, and forget the noodles

me: i’m hungry
ed brain: oh you should NOT have admitted that

A cartoon still of a woman fiddling with hardware parts of some sort of computer. It says "I'm fine as long as I'm constantly distracted". The still may be from the serial lain anime

Mood

i. have so many thoughts and feelings. and i never know how to process or express them. i have so much anxiety. and fear. and i want to feel like a person.

like i just.. my chest hurts. i have a fuckawful phlegmatic cough. my sinuses have been blocked for three days. my tongue is wrinkled like a raisin no matter how much i drink. i am sick. but my brain is screaming that i still need to get up and work and be useful and pretty and put myself together

me, having to make one phone call and send one text to be out sick: oh god kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me

had to draw this

parent: what are you wearing for your siblings wedding?????? i’m wearing a blue dress with yellow for Ukraine and Sverige
me: (my outfit is genuinely inspired by Ryan Gosling’s in The Nice Guys. she’s gonna hate it.)

Text over Homer in the bathtub (holding a sponge): "a completely unaggressive statement" Text over Bart sneaking up with a chair: "people who spend all their time in insular internet communities where 'constantly being unnecessarily hostile and combative towards strangers' is considered a personality"

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