Well Bless Your Heart

I’m trapped at a tire store with Fox News on in the waiting room. I may need help soon.

The evil that men do lives after them

Two patrons are watching a tv show at full volume on their phone, in the Panera dining room. Social media and smart phones have killed civility.

Despite his own progeny.

Genes? Really?

Is he playing by himself?

Thank you!

On, on getting him out.

So, any updates on Jerce Reyes Barrio? Who’s working I getting him out of the hell hole?

Is there a video? I really need to see that.

Pro-tip: Norway, Sweden and Denmark have education departments.

If he gets redder, do you think the cult will start to figure out his true nature?

He wants to honor Hulk Hogan and Chachi

It's sad because I personally know some of those people, too.

I have many regrets about Earth, but making humans in a wide range of colors, shapes, and temperaments is not one of them.
Celebrate thy diversity.
Love each other.

I truly apologize for how many of my melanin challenged sex are stupid.

@kenmartin.bsky.social Sir, congratulations. Just an FYI- we, out here, are pretty terrified at the moment. Could you please do something? Maybe give us guidance beyond send you money?

✨WHEEZING✨

This is the stupidest timeline.

Dr. Paul Offit from last week's Roundtable on Vaccines:

"The problem is not only that we've largely eliminated these diseases...we've eliminated the memory of these diseases. Parents are now more scared of the safety of vaccines, real or imagined, then the diseases they prevent."

Am I the only one who remembers that?

They floated this before the election. One of the lackeys proposed a moratorium for a few months (maybe) to save money. They told us they were going to do this.

Can someone please ask one of these transgender bathroom ban proponents this question? Do you really think a rapist will be deterred by a sign that says "women only"?

Mississippi politician files 'Contraception Begins at Erection Act'

JACKSON, Miss. (WLBT) - A state senator in Mississippi has filed a bill entitled the "Contraception Begins at Erection Act." As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it "unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo." There are also fines involved, the third strike resulting in the loss of $10,000 from the perpetrator. In a statement to WLBT News, Blackmon wrote, "All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman's role when men are fifty percent of the equation. This bill highlights that fact and brings the man's role into the conversation. People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can't say that bothers me. "

disappointed he didn’t call it ‘No Jackin It in Jackson’ but a brilliant bit of trolling regardless

Usually.

This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.

Truth

If you think only billionaires can control social media, You are absolutely wrong. Social media is completely dependent on its users. Think about why you do or did use FB, ThreadsTik tok or Twitter. It's because they have enough users. Take away all the "normies" and they all are worthless