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Your Dad's Thinking Of Getting Into Crypto It's 8:00PM

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In the Mega Drive's extra stages & cutscenes it's revealed that the 'terrorists are androids being created from ocean vertebrates'

Could the genes of the arcade game's mysterious fish have been the progenitor of Geldra / Gimdo's new army?

That, we may never know🐟

Image that entered my brain spontaneously and wouldn't leave until I made it

green vertical line of matrix code. overlaid bright green text: i know why, night after night, you sit at your computer. >

the matrix online, cd booklet, inside cover, pc (2005) www.mobygames.com/game/17101/t...

Did You Just Put a Red Coin in the Fucking Souvenir Penny Press

Who up making babies on a single ds

an ad for ps2 games with online multiplayer capability. text (chunky white on black): if you suck, at least no one will know who you are. ('online broadband only' logo, rectangle, three circles of increasings size within) smaller text: look for this icon on socom: u.s. navy seals and other playstation 2 games with online capability.

print ad (2003) archive.org/details/elec...

digitized photo of someone's shoulders and face with eyes dotted with white dots and the hair drawn to look like a bunch of snakes.

pocket camera, magazine screenshot, game boy (1998) archive.org/details/Nint...

a wizard with a point hat, long thick white beard, is sitting in a chair, hold a joystick, looking kinda immersed but also kinda evil. an owl is perched on the upper edge of his chair. a cat is peaking out from behind the chair. behind him is some darkness, a window, a book case with a candle and a skull on it (and books). text font: relax with a merlin game!

merlin software, print ad, imagery (1984) archive.org/details/Comp...

sleepy zangoose

felt like modelling a gun

Commission

alosheepia

The "communications terminated" error screen in Super Mario 64 DS and New Super Mario Bros. is uncharacteristically startling, interrupting gameplay with a red error screen and loud siren.

In Diddy Kong Racing DS, the message when connection is lost during Download Play is "LOST ALL CHILDREN". The cartridge is internally called a "parent" and the downloaded instances its "children". While this would make sense to the developers, it has the potential to confuse or scare players.

i feel like you saw this tweet in a dream and needed to post it

greatest speech in the world

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The thing about how "pixel art was designed for CRTs" always kind of annoys me because: Pokemon wasn't. Pokemon was released on the Game Boy, which used a liquid crystal display. Nobody ever seems to think to bring this up. Drives me mad!!!

I propose a solution to our ongoing RAM shortage:

Explore Neutral Roger Bay and Pissed Off Roger Bay

how long will it take oooooh

Video game: Metal Gear Solid
Language: English
Country: United States

A Japan ad for the pC-98HA Handy 98, with a photo of a hand with a suit jacket sleeve visible holding up a little palmtop computer with a monochrome screen that looks a lot clearer than images I've seen of it.

A palmtop obscurity: the Handy 98 (1990).

Despite the 98 branding and coming from NEC, this was not in fact PC-98 compatible but runs DOS 3.1, something I've read left many buyers in Japan feeling scammed.

I've watched a video on it and the keyboard looks awful, tiny little rubber things.

YouTube video by The Video Game History Foundation MaxiVision Power Video Challenge (VHS Domesday capture)

A treat for helping us reach the goal for our annual fundraiser:

We've redigitized the MaxiVision Power Video Challenge, an infomercial for an unlicensed NES multicart, featuring WWF superstars in the WORLD GAME FEDERATION

Read more: gamehistory.org/maxivision-p...